was feelign like a cute fuckboy😊 rate me please

[Deleted member 30552]

can i blow up?

 

[Deleted member 30552]

@slop slinger rating? do i look alluring and sexy the way i rubbed my head

 

[cytoplasm]

Send proof of cock size

 

[Lebgfinal]

model tier according to reddit

 

[Deleted member 18582]

@slop slinger rating? do i look alluring and sexy the way i rubbed my head

He looks crusty asf and he tryna be elio

I would NOT smash

 

[Deleted member 30552]

model tier according to reddit

reddit can rate, when its me. but only me is when its accurate, so whats my rating

He looks crusty asf and he tryna be elio

I would NOT smash

dont concern myself with opinons of SHEEP!!!! sorry, only tinder women

Send proof of cock size

i dont not trust you but i dont trust you at the same time. i basically took a picture of it with my knuckle right next to it, measured from my knuckle to the first joint and u can see its clearly around 7.5 NBP next to my finger

 

[cytoplasm]

i dont not trust you but i dont trust you at the same time. i basically took a picture of it with my knuckle right next to it, measured from my knuckle to the first joint and u can see its clearly around 7.5 NBP next to my finger

I am one of the least mentally ill users on here. And that's one of the worst possible ways to measure man, it's hard ruler or nothing

 

[Deleted member 30552]

I am one of the least mentally ill users on here. And that's one of the worst possible ways to measure man, it's hard ruler or nothing

hard ruler is ass. my dick curves up so it wouldnt be truly measuring the true circumference of it due to the torque

 

[Lebgfinal]

I am one of the least mentally ill users on here. And that's one of the worst possible ways to measure man, it's hard ruler or nothing

cope im the least mentally ill user

 

[cytoplasm]

hard ruler is ass. my dick curves up so it wouldnt be truly measuring the true circumference of it due to the torque

Most dicks curve, mine does too. And circumfrence can't be measured with a hard ruler, if we're being technical

cope im the least mentally ill user

You're in the middle range

 

[Lebgfinal]

Most dicks curve, mine does too. And circumfrence can't be measured with a hard ruler, if we're being technical

You're in the middle range

thanks

 

[Deleted member 30552]

Most dicks curve, mine does too. And circumfrence can't be measured with a hard ruler, if we're being technical

You're in the middle range

u know what i mean by circumfrence i know its the wrong word i just mean the actual length

youre not getting a tru measurment of it with a straight ruler, thats like measure a banana with a straight ruler. it has to be staight to get a proper measurement against a straight object

 

[cytoplasm]

u know what i mean by circumfrence i know its the wrong word i just mean the actual length

youre not getting a tru measurment of it with a straight ruler, thats like measure a banana with a straight ruler. it has to be staight to get a proper measurement against a straight object

Hard ruler is the one used in scientific studies. Soft tape gives everyone better measurements even if their dick is straight as an arrow

 

[Deleted member 30552]

Hard ruler is the one used in scientific studies. Soft tape gives everyone better measurements even if their dick is straight as an arrow

well that is retarded cause like i said its like measuring a banana with a hard ruler, of course its gonna be shorter if you dont measure against the curve

 

[cytoplasm]

well that is retarded cause like i said its like measuring a banana with a hard ruler, of course its gonna be shorter if you dont measure against the curve

Retarded or not that's how it's measured. If soft tape was the standard then everyone would have "bigger" dicks and your measurement wouldn't stand out as much

 

[Deleted member 30552]

Retarded or not that's how it's measured. If soft tape was the standard then everyone would have "bigger" dicks and your measurement wouldn't stand out as much

how exactly does softtape give bigger measurments

 

[cytoplasm]

how exactly does softtape give bigger measurments

It conforms to the dick, it can crunched up etc.

 

[Deleted member 30552]

It conforms to the dick, it can crunched up etc.

but you do acknowlege that measuring a banana with a straight object isnt the actual true length of the banana, correct?

 

[Akhi]

mogger

doesnt go viral cuz shadow banned

 

[Deleted member 30552]

mogger

doesnt go viral cuz shadow banned

the jews legit put a curse on me due to them not wanting me to take al lthe jbs. they cursed/hacked me to get 4 likes a video, probably the illuminati wanting to slow me down and not take over the sexual value market.

fucking cunts

 

[cytoplasm]

but you do acknowlege that measuring a banana with a straight object isnt the actual true length of the banana, correct?

I doubt it's as curved as a banana though

 

[Deleted member 30552]

I doubt it's as curved as a banana though

u havent seen it

very close, i have legit peyronies and went to the doctor for it. i may see if penis pump + jelq makes it a bit straighter

 

[cytoplasm]

u havent seen it

very close, i have legit peyronies and went to the doctor for it. i may see if penis pump + jelq makes it a bit straighter

Damn jews won't let me upload images. How does it compare to these examples on google, what's the angle

 

[Deleted member 30552]

Damn jews won't let me upload images. How does it compare to these examples on google, what's the angle

It looks like this

Slightly less curved banana

 

[cytoplasm]

It looks like this

Slightly less curved banana

Ok thats not that bad. You might have a similar curve angle to mine tbh ngl

 

[the BULL]

rent freeeeeee

 

[Deleted member 30552]

rent freeeeeee

Wdym… rate me

 

[the BULL]

Wdym… rate me

looks like a greek god