Was Jesus a sub 5?

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If he was Chad he probably wouldn't have been crucified
 
Jesus was 6 PSL
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Jesus could have been 8 PSL, but God chose long midface 3 PSL Mary.
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Supreme gigachad. Still has the biggest following after two millenniums - albeit most dgaf anymore.
 
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Yea Bible itself said he was ugly
 
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Jesus is handsome

//Nick Wilde 🦊
 
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Keep in mind that the picture is actually 2 separate images spliced in one vertically to represent his dual natures, so it doesn't look "weird" it's done on purpose for symbolic reasons.


So here are some better views of each section on their own.

Resurrected form-
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Human form-
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Side by side-
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Shroud of Tourin
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8 Reasons Why the Shroud of Turin Might Be the Burial Cloth of Jesus -  Bellator Christi





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Isaiah 53:2
The verse says -

“He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.”

It most likely implies he was average looking, not necessarily ugly. Because average looking people have nothing desirable about their appearance and they don’t have any physical beauty or majesty to attract people.

One thing I am 100% sure about now is that on an objective looks-rating scale, Jesus was nowhere above average.

If he was Chad he probably wouldn't have been crucified
He was going to be crucified anyway.
 
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Keep in mind that the picture is actually 2 separate images spliced in one vertically to represent his dual natures, so it doesn't look "weird" it's done on purpose for symbolic reasons.


So here are some better views of each section on their own.

Resurrected form-
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Human form-
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Side by side-
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Shroud of Tourin
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8 Reasons Why the Shroud of Turin Might Be the Burial Cloth of Jesus -  Bellator Christi





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The Shroud of Turin is so interesting. Recent wide angle x-ray shows the shroud to be from the 1st century as opposed to the 30 year old radio carbon dating dating it to the middle ages. It would be crazy if it actually is him
 
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In some of the European depictions of him he looks like a chad. But obviously he looked different
 

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