waspappeal
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Last winter me and @CelestialEmpire went on a trip to the highly exclusive and prestigious snow polo tournament held each year in St. Mortiz.
It was like we was standing in Agatha, everywhere we looked was 6’5+ pure WASP 6% BF 285lb+ and fellow Germanic skull moggers and 5’10+ 185lb blonde nordic jawfoggers with expensive Hermes bags that probably cost more than the average yearly salary of a seamonkey
Every chad was decked out in savile road made suits costing 30k + with iced out diamond crusted rolexs that most likely is worth more than the GDP of the entire Balkans
It was absolutely glamorous the combined wealth of us all would probably allow us to buy the entire continent of Africa with spare change left over.
We could instantly tell everyone was old money who grew up in greenwich, summers in st tropez and dad runs a hedge fund and mom's family owns glamorous palaces and castles past down through generations in the Anglosphere and greater Germanic world. By their mannerisms we could tell they all enrolled in the most prestigious Ivy League colleges (Harvard,MIT etc) and aristocratic noble universities (Oxford,Cambridge,Edinburgh etc) This was genuinely a very high class eltire WASP social circle.
The athletes playing polo was even more insane 7ft flat 425lb 6% BF all jawmoggers with north atlantid phenotype with silky smooth light brown hair or nordid phenotype with bright blonde hair and A10 eyes. They was textbook knights of the British Empire. it genuinely looked like something from a 1940s NS poster I genuinely was immersed in the WASP utopian situation I was in.
During dinner they started handing out $1,000 cigars and caviar out like it was nothing. We locked eyes with the two blonde WASP stacys and we made our move and striked up a conversation.
The first girl told us she is from an aristocratic family in the British Empire descended directly from George VI and it’s somewhere like 50 in line to the empires throne. The other girl was a daughter of the American mainline Protestant elite with most WASP presidents being related to her and is descended from the mayflower ship and she said she owns majority stocks in most companies in the S&P 500. Both was wearing elegant clothing, clearly made by the most esteemed tailors across Europe and was wearing very expensive jewellery. They spoke with the least ethnic accent I have every heard elegantly spoken and soft with no speech impediments
We wine and dined them both and we easily spent thousands on expensive Dom Pérignon, gold encrusted A5 Australian wagu steaks and endless amounts of organic black caviar
Once we got back to our wooden log it was beautiful. The cabin overlooked scenic beautiful mountains and we could see faint glimmer of a diamond plated Rolls Royce from the tiny amount of light the moon provided.
We both entered an extremely high quality Finnish made sauna and relaxed while smoking a box of Gran Habano while enjoying some luxury scotch whisky. We ended up slaying I personally reenacted WASP legend Patrick Bateman moves. A unforgettable trip.
It was like we was standing in Agatha, everywhere we looked was 6’5+ pure WASP 6% BF 285lb+ and fellow Germanic skull moggers and 5’10+ 185lb blonde nordic jawfoggers with expensive Hermes bags that probably cost more than the average yearly salary of a seamonkey
Every chad was decked out in savile road made suits costing 30k + with iced out diamond crusted rolexs that most likely is worth more than the GDP of the entire Balkans
It was absolutely glamorous the combined wealth of us all would probably allow us to buy the entire continent of Africa with spare change left over.
We could instantly tell everyone was old money who grew up in greenwich, summers in st tropez and dad runs a hedge fund and mom's family owns glamorous palaces and castles past down through generations in the Anglosphere and greater Germanic world. By their mannerisms we could tell they all enrolled in the most prestigious Ivy League colleges (Harvard,MIT etc) and aristocratic noble universities (Oxford,Cambridge,Edinburgh etc) This was genuinely a very high class eltire WASP social circle.
The athletes playing polo was even more insane 7ft flat 425lb 6% BF all jawmoggers with north atlantid phenotype with silky smooth light brown hair or nordid phenotype with bright blonde hair and A10 eyes. They was textbook knights of the British Empire. it genuinely looked like something from a 1940s NS poster I genuinely was immersed in the WASP utopian situation I was in.
During dinner they started handing out $1,000 cigars and caviar out like it was nothing. We locked eyes with the two blonde WASP stacys and we made our move and striked up a conversation.
The first girl told us she is from an aristocratic family in the British Empire descended directly from George VI and it’s somewhere like 50 in line to the empires throne. The other girl was a daughter of the American mainline Protestant elite with most WASP presidents being related to her and is descended from the mayflower ship and she said she owns majority stocks in most companies in the S&P 500. Both was wearing elegant clothing, clearly made by the most esteemed tailors across Europe and was wearing very expensive jewellery. They spoke with the least ethnic accent I have every heard elegantly spoken and soft with no speech impediments
We wine and dined them both and we easily spent thousands on expensive Dom Pérignon, gold encrusted A5 Australian wagu steaks and endless amounts of organic black caviar
Once we got back to our wooden log it was beautiful. The cabin overlooked scenic beautiful mountains and we could see faint glimmer of a diamond plated Rolls Royce from the tiny amount of light the moon provided.
We both entered an extremely high quality Finnish made sauna and relaxed while smoking a box of Gran Habano while enjoying some luxury scotch whisky. We ended up slaying I personally reenacted WASP legend Patrick Bateman moves. A unforgettable trip.
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