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The vegetation we eat grew for millions of years.

Humans came and forced these plants to grow in ways which were not natural to them in order to benefit those above them.

After many years they were genetically modified until they only merely resembled their former selves.

As for humans, we roamed the earth for thousands of years. Civilisation served only the benefit to progress the human race.

It wasn’t until the Industrial Revolution where humans were forced to work gruelling hours in conditions that are not natural for the body.

After years of this, us humans are merely an inferior species compared to our ancestors. Weak, scared, anxiety ridden, lonely, and sad.

Human beings are merely plants 🌱
 
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Nigga thinks he profound :ROFLMAO:
 
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My ancestors:


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Maybe reworded, 'is there anything in our genetic history that indicates that we had an ancestor that was a plant?' Leaves the question, 'what is a plant?'. Most common visions have it as a non-mobile organism that directly utilizes energy from the sun for part of its capabilities. That doesn't necessarily mean that it uses the methods for converting sunlight to energy that modern plants do. Maybe even a bit of "use the sun" in our genetic history would put as related to plants.

I'm guessing we have some of that. Likely in our remote past some organism utilized conversion of light energy as part of its biological development at some phase of development. It wouldn't have to be much for us to be 'plants'. A single phase of amino-acid conversion for some sometimes helpful development prior to primitive mitosis would do it.
 
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Maybe reworded, 'is there anything in our genetic history that indicates that we had an ancestor that was a plant?' Leaves the question, 'what is a plant?'. Most common visions have it as a non-mobile organism that directly utilizes energy from the sun for part of its capabilities. That doesn't necessarily mean that it uses the methods for converting sunlight to energy that modern plants do. Maybe even a bit of "use the sun" in our genetic history would put as related to plants.

I'm guessing we have some of that. Likely in our remote past some organism utilized conversion of light energy as part of its biological development at some phase of development. It wouldn't have to be much for us to be 'plants'. A single phase of amino-acid conversion for some sometimes helpful development prior to primitive mitosis would do it.
Lost me at the very end their tbh cause I don’t know the details of photosynthesis.

What I was trying to say is that we as humans have forced and genetically modified plants to grow in certain conditions and in certain ways that is not natural to them.

We have also done the same things to ourselves as we live in environments that are not natural to us.

It was some cringe fake philosophy bull shit.

I wasn’t saying us humans literally evolved from plants.
 
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The vegetation we eat grew for millions of years.

Humans came and forced these plants to grow in ways which were not natural to them in order to benefit those above them.

After many years they were genetically modified until they only merely resembled their former selves.

As for humans, we roamed the earth for thousands of years. Civilisation served only the benefit to progress the human race.

It wasn’t until the Industrial Revolution where humans were forced to work gruelling hours in conditions that are not natural for the body.

After years of this, us humans are merely an inferior species compared to our ancestors. Weak, scared, anxiety ridden, lonely, and sad.

Human beings are merely plants 🌱
What they've been puttin' in your gumbo boy? You ain't right...
 
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No nigga I’m the goat

Meeeehhh
 
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We have become weak and gay by eating plants and cooked meat since Christianity, the Europeans about 1000-1500 years ago for my Germanic barbarian ancestors

We have also become weaker since bread was invented, about 15000 years ago

We lived twice as long in primary times
That's a fact they hide from us there are still tribes that only eat raw fish and drink coconut water in asia and live up to 140+
 
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We have become weak and gay by eating plants and cooked meat since Christianity, the Europeans about 1000-1500 years ago for my Germanic barbarian ancestors

We have also become weaker since bread was invented, about 15000 years ago

We lived twice as long in primal times
That's a fact they hide from us there are still tribes that only eat raw fish and drink coconut water in asia and live up to 140+
Not any proof they live to 140+ due to no medical records.

People used to cook meat

What proof do you have regarding the bread making is weak?
 
We wuz plants and shiet
 
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