We survived the rapture again

[Bryce]

Good job everyone, another false alarm from the Christians, but remember, it'll be for real next time!

My mom sat us down at the dinner table yesterday, said a prayer, then told my brother and I what to do in case the rapture happens

Gave us bank details and shit as well these people genuinely think that God is going to suck them up into heaven and leave us to suffer for 7 years

 

[Node]

Use them details mane
Give me sum

 

[Bryce]

@vincentzygo @Lefty Rankin

 

[Bryce]

Use them details mane
Give me sum

I can buy you lifetime now

 

[Node]

I can buy you lifetime now

No no no no
Buy me roids

 

[Bryce]

No no no no
Buy me roids

Bro think he @idkmanimao

 

[Node]

Bro think he @idkmanimao

Buy me hgh for ascension

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Good job everyone, another false alarm from the Christians, but remember, it'll be for real next time!

My mom sat us down at the dinner table yesterday, said a prayer, then told my brother and I what to do in case the rapture happens

Gave us bank details and shit as well these people genuinely think that God is going to suck them up into heaven and leave us to suffer for 7 years

If the rapture comes and you aren't caught up in it you're fucked and your mom should know there's know point in having bank details or anything anymore.

 

[MogsGymMaxx]

@subhuman1996 protect me when the rupture happens

 

[Bryce]

@subhuman1996 protect me when the rupture happens

Yes yes how could I forget him he was probably shitting bricks over Rosh Hashanah

 

[anxiety]

Good job everyone, another false alarm from the Christians, but remember, it'll be for real next time!

My mom sat us down at the dinner table yesterday, said a prayer, then told my brother and I what to do in case the rapture happens

Gave us bank details and shit as well these people genuinely think that God is going to suck them up into heaven and leave us to suffer for 7 years

DId you try to rape your mother?

 

[Bryce]

DId you try to rape your mother?

Nigga...

 

[slaters]

Bro think he @idkmanimao

That black guy isn’t me of course I know not to post my face

 

[anxiety]

Nigga...

Lets test her faith bro
Do it in front your little brother

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

I thought I heard it was happening either today or tomorrow.

 

[Bryce]

That black guy isn’t me of course I know not to post my face

It was all just an elaborate farse

 

[Bryce]

I thought I heard it was happening either today or tomorrow.

Some said it was gonna happen on the 20th now they're saying the 23rd now they're saying the 26th

So we'll see

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

Some said it was gonna happen on the 20th now they're saying the 23rd now they're saying the 26th

So we'll see

With how crazy september been. I lowkey believe it I aint even gonna lie

 

[Bryce]

With how crazy september been. I lowkey believe it I aint even gonna lie

Ofc you believe in ts

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

Ofc you believe in ts

Aye, now what the hell is that supposed to mean. I ain't christian or nothing. But lowkey I can just feel it in my bones something finna happen. We gonna see whos right tomorrow