TalesFromTheSlums
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And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.
My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.
I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.
It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.
They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.
They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!
It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...
And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!
I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.
Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.
It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!
And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.
I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.
It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.
They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.
They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!
It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...
And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!
I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.
Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.
It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!
And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
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