Weak, small, incel hands -- Is there NO SOLUTION to fix this? No CHEATS?!

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And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.

My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.

I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.

It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.

They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.

They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!

It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...

And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!

I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.

Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.

It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!

And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
 
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chop em of, and get prosthetics
 
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Steroids
 
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I have this too
 
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My hands are 20,5cm long
Is that bad?
 
I suffer from the same shit. You'd think my feet would follow the same pattern but no, they're fucking size 13 US
 
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transition
 
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Shit my hands are shorter than yours
 
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Used them, they didn't do anything much. Still had weak ahh little girl hands. Natty, old ass, couch potato drunk dudes could match me.

I had to train for years just to be able to come around to the same level as guys 10+ years older who don't train w/bigger hands.
 
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I remember in high school a girl showed me her hands and was like “tee hee look how tiny my hands are”

You are like a little girl
 
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And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.

My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.

I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.

It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.

They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.

They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!

It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...

And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!

I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.

Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.

It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!

And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
Fuck I'm measuring my manlet hands right now :feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega:

6.75 same measurement at 5"6 :lul:

How tall are you?
 
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Used them, they didn't do anything much. Still had weak ahh little girl hands. Natty, old ass, couch potato drunk dudes could match me.

I had to train for years just to be able to come around to the same level as guys 10+ years older who don't train w/bigger hands.
Brootal bc my dads hands are like an inch longer than mine/bigger overall
 
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Fuck I'm measuring my manlet hands right now :feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega:

6.75 same measurement at 5"6 :lul:

How tall are you?

I'm far worse. I'm right under 5'11" but have only just 7 inch hands in length. This is almost Trump-tier bad.

I swear to you all that it's EASY to find women 5+ inches shorter who still have hands roughly the same length as mine.
 
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Damm brutaaal

So you want to make it thicker? Wel attack a tree everytime with you hands

The damage will make you hand bones thicker
 
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You think it's bad for you buddy?

Stop, right there

THATS not easy for me :feelswhy:

I take it back. Being 5'6" is INFINITELY worse than just having slightly small, feminine hands if one is taller.

You need LL to not look like an elf, not gym, bro.
 
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And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.

My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.

I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.

It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.

They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.

They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!

It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...

And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!

I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.

Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.

It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!

And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
Roids
Or idk put cat medicine on your hands toughen them up
 
brutal my hands are 18.8 cm
 
Oposite for me i have tall long finger but really skinny like a stick
 
Hgh give urself acromegaly
 
brutal stuff my hands are around 21cm and when people see my hands they say it’s big af jfl. I wish it was a bit smaller some days cause it’s bigger than some of my 6’5 friends. the worst parts is that my fingers are long asf which cucks my hands too
 
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Used them, they didn't do anything much. Still had weak ahh little girl hands. Natty, old ass, couch potato drunk dudes could match me.

I had to train for years just to be able to come around to the same level as guys 10+ years older who don't train w/bigger hands.
blast gh, peptides and anything that increases ur igf1 levels
 
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How in the fuck would hand grippers make your hands wider?

Your hands are gonna grow in thickness from that, not width or length
 
Limb lenghtening on fingers
 
Used them, they didn't do anything much. Still had weak ahh little girl hands. Natty, old ass, couch potato drunk dudes could match me.

I had to train for years just to be able to come around to the same level as guys 10+ years older who don't train w/bigger hands.
did the steroids have a small effect on length?
 
And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.

My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.

I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.

It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.

They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.

They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!

It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...

And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!

I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.

Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.

It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!

And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
I’m 5’10 with gorilla hands and feet that size mog most 6’2+ people
 
And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.

My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.

I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.

It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.

They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.

They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!

It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...

And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!

I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.

Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.

It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!

And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
There’s muscles in the hand which can be grown but your hands will only go from looking like a twink’s to looking like a twink’s who does manual labour on saturdays. I got tiny hands too, but i’d say a bigger problem for me is wrist size
 
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And none of this "just make them wider" cope. I don't have acromegaly, dumbfucks.

My hands are 7 inches long from middle finger to lowest point of palm.

I have extensively worked manual labor, gymcelled for years, taken androgens -- still small/weak. They aren't technically "weak" per se but weak against BIG ASS HANDS.

It's a tremendous cortisol/anxiety spike for me when going to handshake with a Chad hand dude. Even old farts who sit and drink all day with big hands MOG me plenty in grip.

They don't even need to be as strong, they just have such BIG FUCKING HANDS you get mogged. I mean big as in 1.5+ inches bigger in LENGTH. Width alone isn't all to it.

They make it harder for your incel little hands to apply full force since their hands are too big. And even from years or working my hands THEY DO NOT GET FUCKING WIDER!

It's a biomechanical fucking issue -- guys with 9+ inch hands shaking hands with 7 inches only. So they got gorilla ahh hands and you're stuck with midget, woman hands...

And they can be weaker, but you can't get a good grasp on their big, ape fucking Chad hands. They got WIDER and LONGER hands. What the fuck can be done about this?!

I've used hand grippers, towel hangs, towel weights, ropes, rick bucket, you name it ... Nothing. It's always nearly insurmountable to handshake grip mog a big-handed dude.

Still struggle when handshaking any big-handed doofus because you can't crush a huge ass hand.

It's like trying to palm a basketball. A midget hand dude can squeeze 1,000 lbs. of pressure but his midget ass, little palms and short fingers make it impossible to grasp a basketball, all due to SIZE, nothing else. And again for the retards, I've worked out YEARS & no added width!

And so I am weakened and crushed by this ... I need a way to not be disadvantaged by HANDPILL. The fucking handpill isn't only about aesthetics but FUNCTION.
I hate my little woman hands. You're not a real man if you have small hands. swallow the handpill. I look at my parents and I already know why my hands are small. Tall german parents mog mine to the slums blyat
 
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my hands don't match my masculine looking looksmaxxed face jfl. because if you're genetically inferior every part of your body is inferior not just your face. So I fixed my face with looksmaxxing which is progress but I still have inferior hands and frame jfl. I can probably fix my frame with gym and roids but no solution for my hands
 
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