Weight 99.8kg at 183cm

[_MVP_]

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[Deleted member 21182]

oink oink

 

[_MVP_]

Age: 33yo

 

[Deleted member 30721]

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Probably goes without saying, lose weight. Anyone who is 30% bodyfat or more is gonna be a sub5. Your bones don't look too bad, but it is hard to see when you are so fat. You could have potential, but who knows

 

[OCDisneyChad]

3/10

 

[Deleted member 25743]

Chad because tall

 

[Deleted member 30884]

Lose weight. Grow out your hair if you aren't balding as your forehead appears to he quite big. Gigachad level.

 

[Deleted member 30884]

Lose weight. Grow out your hair if you aren't balding as your forehead appears to he quite big. Gigachad level.

Meant to say be not he. I am just autistic I suppose.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Probably goes without saying, lose weight. Anyone who is 30% bodyfat or more is gonna be a sub5. Your bones don't look too bad, but it is hard to see when you are so fat. You could have potential, but who knows

what is the carrotpill

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

If your BF is at around 10 to 12 and you do some grooming and grow out your hair. You'll reach HTN easily with that eye area and maybe even chadlite with some surgery. For now u are a subhuman. Good luck with your progress. Go gym and eat less and you should pull beckies in around a year or so.

 

[Deleted member 26699]

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This shits so fucking funny I’m dying

 

[pentamogged9000]

mvp you should just stop being such a hungry hippo

 

[Deleted member 30721]

what is the carrotpill

Take the carrotpill. It is the realisation that the singlebest decision in your life is to eat tons of carrots. The list of benefits include but are not limited to:

1. Masseter and temporalis workout. Masseter helps with jawline and temporalis hypertrophy may or may not improve the appearance and size of the browridge.
2. Betacaroten consumption in large quantities can create a tan-ish glow, which may or may not be more attractive than an ACTUAL tan.
3. Amazing for staying lean/losing weight, which are important for facial aesthetics.
4. Hard chewing is crucial for proper craniofacial development assuming you are under the age of 22. This can have an affect on the mandible, maxilla and maybe even zygos!
5. High in nutrients! Actually they are not that nutrient dense at all, mostly high in vitamin A, but in extremely large quantities they really add up.

I currently eat 1kg of carrots 5-6 days a week. Let the carrotpill guide you

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Probably goes without saying, lose weight. Anyone who is 30% bodyfat or more is gonna be a sub5. Your bones don't look too bad, but it is hard to see when you are so fat. You could have potential, but who knows

seeing graycels trying to give advice to schizos like mvp is cagefuel

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Take the carrotpill. It is the realisation that the singlebest decision in your life is to eat tons of carrots. The list of benefits include but are not limited to:

1. Masseter and temporalis workout. Masseter helps with jawline and temporalis hypertrophy may or may not improve the appearance and size of the browridge.
2. Betacaroten consumption in large quantities can create a tan-ish glow, which may or may not be more attractive than an ACTUAL tan.
3. Amazing for staying lean/losing weight, which are important for facial aesthetics.
4. Hard chewing is crucial for proper craniofacial development assuming you are under the age of 22. This can have an affect on the mandible, maxilla and maybe even zygos!
5. High in nutrients! Actually they are not that nutrient dense at all, mostly high in vitamin A, but in extremely large quantities they really add up.

I currently eat 1kg of carrots 5-6 days a week. Let the carrotpill guide you

chewing is very underrated indeed. also too much beta carotene taxes the liver although its good for tan. Another benefit is that they they reduce endotoxin load on the intestine by absorbing starch particles/ endotoxin and expel them from the gut thereby reducing serotonin.

 

[Deleted member 30721]

seeing graycels trying to give advice to schizos like mvp is cagefuel

Im trying bro, I'm not even an incel I just joined to spread the carrotpill

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Im trying bro, I'm not even an incel I just joined to spread the carrotpill

mvp is diagnosed schizo

also over for my carrot allergy

 

[Deleted member 30721]

mvp is diagnosed schizo

also over for my carrot allergy

Dont worry about it, you can instead just..
Nvm life doesnt't work without carrots. Wait until the curries realise that eating carrots will fix their pheno, height, harmony, etc.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Dont worry about it, you can instead just..
Nvm life doesnt't work without carrots. Wait until the curries realise that eating carrots will fix their pheno, height, harmony, etc.

i chew mastic gum so atleast that counts for something

 

[Deleted member 26824]

over