Weird things you can use as skincare

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Blood
Beer
Milk
Urine
Cum
Honey
 
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Bump
 
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What about shit ?
 
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Don’t see these working at all maybe cum since has sum nutrients but idk
Beer is rich in vitamin B which can hydrate skin, also can be used as a cleanser

Piss and cum both contain urea, but also have other benefits
 
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Beer is rich in vitamin B which can hydrate skin, also can be used as a cleanser

Piss and cum both contain urea, but also have other benefits
I think I’m better off putting my pee in the toilet and not on my face
I swear mfs just wanna be different for no reason 😭
 
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These definitely work especially honey also stuff like cucumber and rice work well
Btw blood, piss, and cum all contain relatively similar amounts of toxins
 
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what about my creamy cum? :p
 
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I think I’m better off putting my pee in the toilet and not on my face
I swear mfs just wanna be different for no reason 😭
Watch the video in the thread I linked
 
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Watch the video in the thread I linked
I look into it and see what he has to say I could be wrong about pee skin care :hnghn:
 
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Whats the best blood to eat for anti aging
 
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Don’t see these working at all maybe cum since has sum nutrients but idk
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Maybe jb period blood 😍😍😍
Yes that’s good, but any animal blood can work good too, also this is actually a common precedure, but jew dermatologists make you use your own blood
 
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Yes that’s good, but any animal blood can work good too, also this is actually a common precedure, but jew dermatologists make you use your own blood
Fucking JOOS...
I hate the JOOS
Drinking jb period Blood+avoid sun
Live to 120 and age like Tom cruise or brad Pitt
Don't forget eating yummy creamy cum
 
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You can use either, it’s such a low concentration in beer it wouldn’t make much of a difference
Nah but jb period blood can actually work probably really high in estrogen for skin gains not even joking
 
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You can, and you can drink piss
Cum is really good yo, jokes aside.
NORMALIZE ADDING CUM TO YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE
 
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Yeah i drink pee how you know?
the vampire diaries damon GIF
Pee = orange juice
Cum = yummy cream with lots of nutrients :feelsokman:
Shit = delicious chocolate, homemade hot chocolate if diarrhea
 
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Pee = orange juice
Cum = yummy cream with lots of nutrients :feelsokman:
Shit = delicious chocolate, homemade hot chocolate if diarrhea
Blood = red wine
 
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But without alcohol right ?
The only thing about using beer as skincare is the fact you are wasting it, should be drinking it instead 😍
 
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We glazing cum in this thread, shit, beer and piss are being set aside
Cum mogs :lul:
i came on a foids face, and yhe next day her acne was gone
 
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Can you imagine having a gf and being like "Hell nah, I'm not going to piss, cum and shit at the bathroom, I will use it all for skincare" :chad:
 
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Can you imagine having a gf and being like "Hell nah, I'm not going to piss, cum and shit at the bathroom, I will use it all for skincare" :chad:
Don’t forget the period blood
 
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Can you imagine having a gf and being like "Hell nah, I'm not going to piss, cum and shit at the bathroom, I will use it all for skincare" :chad:
Shit isn’t used for skincare I don’t think

But piss has been used for 100s of years
 
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