Clavicular
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Club report for Friday, 11/30/24 (I am high on baclofen and the keyboard is spinning).
My experiences tonight conflict the black pill to a degree and favor @6ft4 theory that we are in a post mogging era. Women would rather be with a guy that mogs them barely or looksmatched, I have better results with women closer to me in looks rather than average looking women who I mog badly. I literally couldn't believe the night out I had because everything was completely backwards. I was fake DJ maxing for a halo (Ive elaborated on this is in previous threads). I consider anything that forces a girl to start a convo with you a halo, even if it isn't sexual at all. For example bouncer halo is a girl being FORCED to show you her id and then you can start and approach by saying something about how her id picture is cute and you are in a position of power aswell.
The first giga brutal part of the night was me insta spotting the girl I was making out with the previous night and then having to awkwardly greet her. She did an approach like 15 minutes later that was so giga cagefuel even me and my normie friends were caging endlessly at this shit. She approached me standing with 3 of my mates and just stood literally less than a foot infront of me staring at me. I LDARed her for a bit then said "can I help you?" then she said I looked cute or something along those lines. My friend said to her that she would literally go to jail if she did that approach as a man and I was wheezing. The bitch asked if we could do shots and I said no because my liver is finished tier and I was already hallucination tier off baclofen. I go over to LARP DJ and she comes over and starts grind maxing on me and I dont even get hard since I was cocainemaxed. I didnt kiss her or try to escalate because making out with girls in the middle of a club is the ultimate failo and will ruin ur night for the next girl you try to approach who prob saw you. NEVER KISS GIRLS IN THE CLUB unless you can isolate them in the corner and be sneaky.
Anyway I ldar dj maxing and just go back to patrolling the bar, I see the bitch like 10 minutes later kissing a legitimate betabux subhuman and this didnt even piss me off because she was a 26 year old roastie who I mogged to death. I was motivated to get the hottest chick in the bar now, I just was sitting there intoxicated solo dancing on the DFLOOR even tho it was dead, then a 6'4 guy who was wearing obvious lifts came over and said whats up. I would bet money he was a PSLer as he was cheek biting and looked somewhat surgerymaxed. I was caging hard at the footwear but he mogged hard.
I was dancing with one of my coworkers and just chilling then the hottest girl in the bar walks by, legit 6 psl blue eyed dark hair stacy and 5'11 walks by. She was dnring me and didnt look me in the eyes all night so I didnt approach then my coworker said she was giving me IOIs when I wasnt looking at her and I was like no wayyy bro. I approached her and told her she looked cute or something like that and instantly escalated to grabbing her waist. I instantly was low inhib and put my nose against hers talking really close and she was questioning my age and I larped 2002 birth year. She was like "Im not gonna kiss you tonight" as some tease she read in a feminist girl power book. I literally just not a moleculed the bitch and said I dont care which brutally mind fucked her and then she let me kiss her. The weirdest part of the approach was that as soon as I went up to the bitch to talk, she whipped out her phone and cancelled her uber to be with me?? Thats literally never happened to me before and seems tera rare and strong IOI.
Her friend comes over and whispers something to the girl and she INSTA dnrs and I was like "oh they must have found my looksmax threads and its done" I later found out they found out how old I was actually and malded about it. I just said I dont give a fuck and that it shouldnt matter if its legal whether im 18 or 22. Women are extremely illogical however so I couldnt justify it to them unfortunately. One of her friends was saying I was so handsome and it was too bad I wasnt jailbait JFL. Being 18 years old is such a brutal failo its unreal, I always get caught larping since Im well known in my town.
Then I saw a bitch playing cards in the corner of the bar by herself so I approached her and asked why the fuck she was playing cards and not dancing with me so I took her hand and started dancing with her. The actual dj went on the mic and said her ass was super fat which she got SUPER pissed abt because everyone started looking at her and she asked if I knew the DJ (good friend of mine for 2 years) and I just said ive never met him in my life JFL. She was still creeped out and it ruined her mood so she ldared me which was fine. I just closed the bar and kicked everyone out, I went outside to see the stacy and other hoes and I was getting compliment spammed and even people asking me if I wanted to work for them because of my charisma JFL. No slays but the stupid bitch texted me later saying this.
Honestly a dumb bitch for believing I was a day over 18 considering how youthmaxed my face is, Frame and Height gives me a halo I suppose.
My experiences tonight conflict the black pill to a degree and favor @6ft4 theory that we are in a post mogging era. Women would rather be with a guy that mogs them barely or looksmatched, I have better results with women closer to me in looks rather than average looking women who I mog badly. I literally couldn't believe the night out I had because everything was completely backwards. I was fake DJ maxing for a halo (Ive elaborated on this is in previous threads). I consider anything that forces a girl to start a convo with you a halo, even if it isn't sexual at all. For example bouncer halo is a girl being FORCED to show you her id and then you can start and approach by saying something about how her id picture is cute and you are in a position of power aswell.
The first giga brutal part of the night was me insta spotting the girl I was making out with the previous night and then having to awkwardly greet her. She did an approach like 15 minutes later that was so giga cagefuel even me and my normie friends were caging endlessly at this shit. She approached me standing with 3 of my mates and just stood literally less than a foot infront of me staring at me. I LDARed her for a bit then said "can I help you?" then she said I looked cute or something along those lines. My friend said to her that she would literally go to jail if she did that approach as a man and I was wheezing. The bitch asked if we could do shots and I said no because my liver is finished tier and I was already hallucination tier off baclofen. I go over to LARP DJ and she comes over and starts grind maxing on me and I dont even get hard since I was cocainemaxed. I didnt kiss her or try to escalate because making out with girls in the middle of a club is the ultimate failo and will ruin ur night for the next girl you try to approach who prob saw you. NEVER KISS GIRLS IN THE CLUB unless you can isolate them in the corner and be sneaky.
Anyway I ldar dj maxing and just go back to patrolling the bar, I see the bitch like 10 minutes later kissing a legitimate betabux subhuman and this didnt even piss me off because she was a 26 year old roastie who I mogged to death. I was motivated to get the hottest chick in the bar now, I just was sitting there intoxicated solo dancing on the DFLOOR even tho it was dead, then a 6'4 guy who was wearing obvious lifts came over and said whats up. I would bet money he was a PSLer as he was cheek biting and looked somewhat surgerymaxed. I was caging hard at the footwear but he mogged hard.
I was dancing with one of my coworkers and just chilling then the hottest girl in the bar walks by, legit 6 psl blue eyed dark hair stacy and 5'11 walks by. She was dnring me and didnt look me in the eyes all night so I didnt approach then my coworker said she was giving me IOIs when I wasnt looking at her and I was like no wayyy bro. I approached her and told her she looked cute or something like that and instantly escalated to grabbing her waist. I instantly was low inhib and put my nose against hers talking really close and she was questioning my age and I larped 2002 birth year. She was like "Im not gonna kiss you tonight" as some tease she read in a feminist girl power book. I literally just not a moleculed the bitch and said I dont care which brutally mind fucked her and then she let me kiss her. The weirdest part of the approach was that as soon as I went up to the bitch to talk, she whipped out her phone and cancelled her uber to be with me?? Thats literally never happened to me before and seems tera rare and strong IOI.
Her friend comes over and whispers something to the girl and she INSTA dnrs and I was like "oh they must have found my looksmax threads and its done" I later found out they found out how old I was actually and malded about it. I just said I dont give a fuck and that it shouldnt matter if its legal whether im 18 or 22. Women are extremely illogical however so I couldnt justify it to them unfortunately. One of her friends was saying I was so handsome and it was too bad I wasnt jailbait JFL. Being 18 years old is such a brutal failo its unreal, I always get caught larping since Im well known in my town.
Then I saw a bitch playing cards in the corner of the bar by herself so I approached her and asked why the fuck she was playing cards and not dancing with me so I took her hand and started dancing with her. The actual dj went on the mic and said her ass was super fat which she got SUPER pissed abt because everyone started looking at her and she asked if I knew the DJ (good friend of mine for 2 years) and I just said ive never met him in my life JFL. She was still creeped out and it ruined her mood so she ldared me which was fine. I just closed the bar and kicked everyone out, I went outside to see the stacy and other hoes and I was getting compliment spammed and even people asking me if I wanted to work for them because of my charisma JFL. No slays but the stupid bitch texted me later saying this.
Honestly a dumb bitch for believing I was a day over 18 considering how youthmaxed my face is, Frame and Height gives me a halo I suppose.
