MA_ascender
Craziest Fruit Seller of India
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is he pozzed tooThe bull is a jeet. That's what I heard
are there many bhais on soy websites tooYes bhai.
mirinIm a pajeet
Yes bhai.are there many bhais on soy websites too
Yes bhai.
Im a pajeet
im gonna need to put a stamp on your ID cards. nothing personal bhaisI’m a jeet
Bhai wtf? Don’t pretend you never watched Bollywood films with the family.im gonna need to put a stamp on your ID cards. nothing personal bhais
Indian terminator was goodBhai wtf? Don’t pretend you never watched Bollywood films with the family.
me and @Sapieeen watched sanju and charukhan in my cockroah infested opium den high as fuck on horse tranquilizerBhai wtf? Don’t pretend you never watched Bollywood films with the family.
Bhenchod! Stop lying. You watched with every direct relative and feasted on couscousme and @Sapieeen watched sanju and charukhan in my cockroah infested opium den high as fuck on horse tranquilizer
alright i confess this was the real story. it was still in my filthy opium den thoBhenchod! Stop lying. You watched with every direct relative and feasted on couscous
also @Sapieeen is my grandfather he's here for the dickmaxxing guides please be kind to himBhenchod! Stop lying. You watched with every direct relative and feasted on couscous
Me too. Like between three and five times.
I jest but I've been mistaken for one before.
I will do a cockologist rating for him.also @Sapieeen is my grandfather he's here for the dickmaxxing guides please be kind to him
Me next, doctorI will do a cockologist rating for him.
Mirin your 7.6 x 5 bbc, bhai.Me next, doctor
8×6 dick or rope, 6.6 length isn't enough ajmiI will do a cockologist rating for him.
Ah, @Sapieeen, my frend, let me tell you about India, very special place, yes? Here, me and my frend Jerry, we take shits together on street, no problem, like it’s normal thing. We sit side by side, doing our busyness, talking about life, you know? It's like big bonding time for us, discussing everything under sun while doing our nature calls. People pass by, they don't even notice, it's just how things are here, very casual, yes?Yi mera India
I love my India
Yi mera India
I love my Indiaaaa
I've read every single mollecule + bookmarked, we all love our homelandAh, @Sapieeen, my frend, let me tell you about India, very special place, yes? Here, me and my frend Jerry, we take shits together on street, no problem, like it’s normal thing. We sit side by side, doing our busyness, talking about life, you know? It's like big bonding time for us, discussing everything under sun while doing our nature calls. People pass by, they don't even notice, it's just how things are here, very casual, yes?
After we finish, we get tasty curry, eating it out of toilet bowl, very delishus, yes? The curry has all the best spices, makes it taste so good, even if we eat from bowl. It’s like special way to enjoy meal, very unique. We laugh, we chat, it’s very good time.
Then, after curry, we enjoy gummy worms together. Sharing with you, my frend Moggergaston, makes it even more special. We sit together, eating gummy worms, talking about life and big questions. Life here full of unique experiens and fun times with frends! Every day is new adventure, something special always happening.
@Beastimmung wtf you are backYou don't even need to a pajeet to have garbage theories that have no back up or proofs, best example of that would be deleted user @Beastimmung , currently it's @ambi
What theory?@Beastimmung wtf you are back
RTT thingy is the only one I can recall, p sure there were moreWhat theory?
Indians are white saar
I have 6.5 inches of length, it doesn’t look small to me. It actually looks big to me. What’s your girth?8×6 dick or rope, 6.6 length isn't enough ajmi
Yeah that @ambi cuck is always barking for me when it comes to (my) cock. Weird ass nigga.You don't even need to a pajeet to have garbage theories that have no back up or proofs, best example of that would be deleted user @Beastimmung , currently it's @ambi
You can’t call theories cope unless you’ve tried them out. You will probably JFL react but how can you dismiss grillz-theory without having seen it in action.You don't even need to a pajeet to have garbage theories that have no back up or proofs, best example of that would be deleted user @Beastimmung , currently it's @ambi
It's not a thing here, golden teeth here have a strong association with gypsies and low-class peopleYou can’t call theories cope unless you’ve tried them out. You will probably JFL react but how can you dismiss grillz-theory without having seen it in action.
Idk abt girth tbh, ut looks big on me cuz I'm skinny and 5'7 thoI have 6.5 inches of length, it doesn’t look small to me. It actually looks big to me. What’s your girth?
all my theories have proof/or are in the process of being provenYou don't even need to a pajeet to have garbage theories that have no back up or proofs, best example of that would be deleted user @Beastimmung , currently it's @ambi
I have 6.5 inches of length, it doesn’t look small to me. It actually looks big to me. What’s your girth?
You should measure it, but being short and skinny definitely helps.Idk abt girth tbh, ut looks big on me cuz I'm skinny and 5'7 tho
I already said I re-measured properly. Keep crying.
link thread ?
we're like you saar! we're waite like youu!B-But I'm northern indian, saar
/fit/ front pagelink thread ?