Went for an ECG today

[Tom Jones]

Hadn’t shaved my chest for some months and the doc couldn’t get the leads to stick without extra tape.
Took her a few tries until she put on the tape. Imma guessing she fancied my bod and wanted as much contact as possible

Is this ogre or masc?

 

[Corleone]

Hadn’t shaved my chest for some months and the doc couldn’t get the leads to stick without extra tape.
Took her a few tries until she put on the tape. Imma guessing she fancied my bod and wanted as much contact as possible

Is this ogre or masc?

At least trim it you ogre.

 

[Tom Jones]

At least trim it you ogre.

Yeah I should.

Good thing it wasn’t an inspection of my arsehole. Then she need a machete to cut through the jungle and shit.

 

[Corleone]

Good thing it wasn’t an inspection of my arsehole. Then she need a machete to cut through the jungle and shit.

disgusting dingle berry motherfucker.

 

[Tom Jones]

disgusting dingle berry motherfucker.

Sexy beast*