went out and got a ct scan!!!! + tales from the basement GTFIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok so in college I was sitting opposite my onitis doing group projects. I was wearing a scarf to highlight my tall skull and jaw and my frontal looked so good I spent hours in my house bathroom in the morning confirming it was not a trick of the light and checking different angles but all of them were subhuman jfl. This was me in the mirror for 3 hours:
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Anyways I was squinting and jutting to look like a male model and try to get my onitis to look at me. I also got TMJ from all the jutting i will probably need a mandible transplant. I was also wearing lifts and I’m at 188cm. This was me the entire time while my team mates were doing the project an I was contributing fuck all:
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Anyways my oneities locked eyes with me and after a second she gave the most fakest smile I ever seen in my life. From that single action I realised it never began. My calculations in the toilet was wrong. I am still subhuman. This was her face:

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I immediately knew that she had signalled me to piss off and die. So I went to the doctor to see my skull as how it really is. No lens distortion delusion cope etc.

Holy fuck seeing your skull for the first time is one of the most blackpilling moments in your life. My zygos were flanged my chin was wide but recessed a bit. My jaw was wide my ramus was long and my gonial angle was 125 degrees... the nurse took one look at the scan and excused herself to change panties. I asked the doc for a copy of scans and I was excited as fuck when I got home and spent hours analysing my skull in detail. I used a measurement tool called a ruler to find my bizygomatic width and it was 15.4 cm!!!!!! And I though I was a skullcel. I was so happy I went out for a walk and as I exited my street I get brutally skullmogged by some 5”2 Indian girls. Turns out I measured wrong.
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We know what a ruler is.
 
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not a bad tale from the basement
 
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Ok so in college I was sitting opposite my onitis doing group projects. I was wearing a scarf to highlight my tall skull and jaw and my frontal looked so good I spent hours in my house bathroom in the morning confirming it was not a trick of the light and checking different angles but all of them were subhuman jfl. This was me in the mirror for 3 hours:
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Anyways I was squinting and jutting to look like a male model and try to get my onitis to look at me. I also got TMJ from all the jutting i will probably need a mandible transplant. I was also wearing lifts and I’m at 188cm. This was me the entire time while my team mates were doing the project an I was contributing fuck all:
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Anyways my oneities locked eyes with me and after a second she gave the most fakest smile I ever seen in my life. From that single action I realised it never began. My calculations in the toilet was wrong. I am still subhuman. This was her face:

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I immediately knew that she had signalled me to piss off and die. So I went to the doctor to see my skull as how it really is. No lens distortion delusion cope etc.

Holy fuck seeing your skull for the first time is one of the most blackpilling moments in your life. My zygos were flanged my chin was wide but recessed a bit. My jaw was wide my ramus was long and my gonial angle was 125 degrees... the nurse took one look at the scan and excused herself to change panties. I asked the doc for a copy of scans and I was excited as fuck when I got home and spent hours analysing my skull in detail. I used a measurement tool called a ruler to find my bizygomatic width and it was 15.4 cm!!!!!! And I though I was a skullcel. I was so happy I went out for a walk and as I exited my street I get brutally skullmogged by some 5”2 Indian girls. Turns out I measured wrong.
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Feels bad man
 
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holy shit this guy is oblivious, so fucking retarded what the fuck
 
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i caged at brown chico thread
 
Stop trying to be the undisputed of this forum
 
read every single word
 
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not a letter
 
I also got TMJ from all the jutting i will probably need a mandible transplant.
this is hilarious

what an excellent thread
 

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