aspiringexcel
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We only went out as friends because she has a boyfriend. Also i later found out she lives in the Netherlands and that her parents are gigajews that have apartments in the slums of Zagreb, Hong Kong, Budapest and some Austrian city.
I also thought she was hungarian because she said shes coming from Budapest to Zagreb to visit her bhais but i found out her dad is a chink and mom is hungarian.
Lifefuel for me as a gookologist because now i have gookbhai irl.
First we went to Muller and an album store. I bought some special limited edition album to my cousin for 50 jewros (however ill tell her it costed 100 jewros so i get free 50 jewros)
Also she is a gigafrauder. She was still stacylite however she looked stacy in her ig pics. Talking to her was very easy because jestermaxxing is tutorial mode in Croatia as a .org rotter. I just made a joke about niggers and it broke the ice.
Then we went to eat
It mogged. Also we spoke in english and i was scared of sounding like some russian aspie but my accent was good.
Surprisingly she wasnt a NPC like i thought she would be. Shes also giga IQmaxxed and speaks 5 languages. We talked about kpoop and random political shit. Also she was kinda blackpilled and told me she wants to get her nose done and told me i should get my nose done JFL.
Then we went to muller and she recommended me a shampoo, conditioner and some coconut shit. (ovER for my hair)
We caged a lot and realized we have many mutual friends. Going out w her was a very good NTmaxx because she knows lots of niggas in Zagreb (including one of my foidbhais). However she brutally friendzoned me. Mirin a non-whoremaxxed foid that acrually likes her boyfriend tho
Then we went on a tram and we saw some nigga with Hiroshima tier midface and pheno. She asked me to take some pictures of her. She kinda looks like this serbian jewtuber Jana Dačovič
i also wore my 10cm lifts and i was scared of her finding out somehow but she didnt. Shes fucking 175 cms tall. Overall it went really well. I forgot to take a pic of my outfit but i wore a hoodie and pants from Uniqlo.
This is her ig in case some dalit doesnt believe me. Shes not an influencer that was a clickbait but shes a giga NT nigga. Only reason we know each other is because of my jestermaxxing meme page
I also thought she was hungarian because she said shes coming from Budapest to Zagreb to visit her bhais but i found out her dad is a chink and mom is hungarian.
Lifefuel for me as a gookologist because now i have gookbhai irl.
First we went to Muller and an album store. I bought some special limited edition album to my cousin for 50 jewros (however ill tell her it costed 100 jewros so i get free 50 jewros)
Also she is a gigafrauder. She was still stacylite however she looked stacy in her ig pics. Talking to her was very easy because jestermaxxing is tutorial mode in Croatia as a .org rotter. I just made a joke about niggers and it broke the ice.
Then we went to eat
It mogged. Also we spoke in english and i was scared of sounding like some russian aspie but my accent was good.
Surprisingly she wasnt a NPC like i thought she would be. Shes also giga IQmaxxed and speaks 5 languages. We talked about kpoop and random political shit. Also she was kinda blackpilled and told me she wants to get her nose done and told me i should get my nose done JFL.
Then we went to muller and she recommended me a shampoo, conditioner and some coconut shit. (ovER for my hair)
We caged a lot and realized we have many mutual friends. Going out w her was a very good NTmaxx because she knows lots of niggas in Zagreb (including one of my foidbhais). However she brutally friendzoned me. Mirin a non-whoremaxxed foid that acrually likes her boyfriend tho
Then we went on a tram and we saw some nigga with Hiroshima tier midface and pheno. She asked me to take some pictures of her. She kinda looks like this serbian jewtuber Jana Dačovič
i also wore my 10cm lifts and i was scared of her finding out somehow but she didnt. Shes fucking 175 cms tall. Overall it went really well. I forgot to take a pic of my outfit but i wore a hoodie and pants from Uniqlo.
This is her ig in case some dalit doesnt believe me. Shes not an influencer that was a clickbait but shes a giga NT nigga. Only reason we know each other is because of my jestermaxxing meme page