We're stuck like Chuck because of the frozen flood everywhere-- WE NEED HELP! I'm doxxing myself

BigJimsWornOutTires

BigJimsWornOutTires

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As many of you are aware, we live at the top of a mountain. We tried to go into town the other day but the tires keep spinning and the truck slides. There's only one road in and out. And that road goes straight down, along a cliff. One wrong move, and you're fucked like Chuck.

Anywho, this is me:

Big jimmy


This is my wife:

Lily


As for her mother, who is also my ex-wife, her picture isn't important to share.

WE NEED SUPPLIES!

If you could find it in your heart to bring us the following, you'll have my sincere gratitude.

I need a bag of Kratom, two 12-packs of Monster Energy Drinks, two cartons of Winstons, any liquor, and a garlic press. It looks like this:

Garlic thingy


My wife needs three cans of Skoal Original Fine Cut, four cases of Coors lights, and a bottle of Astroglide.
 
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Sir, how the fuck do you make your pipe float away from your mouth?
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Chuck?
Don‘t you mean Sneed‘s Feed & Seed?
 
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New PSL god dropped
 
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