pandamonium
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“Wheres the real men at”: i need a betabux provider
“I gotta get to know you”: ur ugly asf but ill keep u around as my beta orbitter (not true if uve only been talking for like a day)
“I need a break”: i am going to fuck and text orher guys so i can see which of them will replace u. If i find none then i will end the break and come back to you
“I was sleeping”: i was getting fucked or flirting with other niggas (not always true)
“I like personality”: i will settle for timothee chamolet but with good personality
“My ex was ugly”: he was 6’10 hooper who was rich and looked like timothee chamolet before surgery
“I have high standards”: 6’3 white guy (average standards in reality)
“need a guy who can take care of me”: i am a morher of 4 kids and i want a beta to provide for me
“Im busy”: im getting fucked tonight
“We can do it next week”: its never happening
“Who can pick me up”: i have stds and i want to spread them
“Ur not my type”: ur not timothee chamolet
“I dont like what girls usually like”: give me timothee chamolet
“Im not like the other girls”: im a edgy depressed dumb bitch who lost her dad and i dyed my hair red and wear the latina catfish makeup now i think im a new person
“I like cowboys”: just be white
“I like baseball players”: no blackies please
“I dont have a type”: i want timothee chamolet in all races
“I like dad bods”: i watched aquaman one time
“Not tonight”: never
“I have a boyfriend”: please dont kidnap me
“God first”: ive taken so much dick up all my holes and now ive changed from my ways. Now i only take chad dick
“Waiting until marriage”: pay my bills, court me, take me on dates while getting no pussy
“im unique/quirky”: i vape and shit so now im cool
“I have guy friends”: i text chad on the side but ill date u for now till he wants to take me serious
“No”: yes
“I gotta get to know you”: ur ugly asf but ill keep u around as my beta orbitter (not true if uve only been talking for like a day)
“I need a break”: i am going to fuck and text orher guys so i can see which of them will replace u. If i find none then i will end the break and come back to you
“I was sleeping”: i was getting fucked or flirting with other niggas (not always true)
“I like personality”: i will settle for timothee chamolet but with good personality
“My ex was ugly”: he was 6’10 hooper who was rich and looked like timothee chamolet before surgery
“I have high standards”: 6’3 white guy (average standards in reality)
“need a guy who can take care of me”: i am a morher of 4 kids and i want a beta to provide for me
“Im busy”: im getting fucked tonight
“We can do it next week”: its never happening
“Who can pick me up”: i have stds and i want to spread them
“Ur not my type”: ur not timothee chamolet
“I dont like what girls usually like”: give me timothee chamolet
“Im not like the other girls”: im a edgy depressed dumb bitch who lost her dad and i dyed my hair red and wear the latina catfish makeup now i think im a new person
“I like cowboys”: just be white
“I like baseball players”: no blackies please
“I dont have a type”: i want timothee chamolet in all races
“I like dad bods”: i watched aquaman one time
“Not tonight”: never
“I have a boyfriend”: please dont kidnap me
“God first”: ive taken so much dick up all my holes and now ive changed from my ways. Now i only take chad dick
“Waiting until marriage”: pay my bills, court me, take me on dates while getting no pussy
“im unique/quirky”: i vape and shit so now im cool
“I have guy friends”: i text chad on the side but ill date u for now till he wants to take me serious
“No”: yes
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thats a very reasonable excuse ) 
