What age do u consider oldcel?

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I think anyone 19+ is a an oldcel tbh

@Carbine @moredatesmorerapes @TheBiggestIncelEver
 
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I'll let teens pass tbh, 20+ for me
 
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30 and up.
 
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There are no oldcels

There's only sub8 and chad
 
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life ends at 18
 
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30 and up.
“30 and up”
IMG 2891
 
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tbh 40+
after that age your body starts deteriorating
 
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After 28 there is no more hope
 
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18 plus
If you haven’t had sex before then it’s over
 
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30+ mentally
Realistically 35+ even well aged chads descend hard then
 
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30.
 
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Over 35, it’s over. Look what happened to Jeremy Fragrance and Gandy
 
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About the time the development of the prefrontal cortex stops
 
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65
 
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Age 25 is the point at which a KHHV status is almost guaranteed to never be fixed because women will run away when they find out you’ve had no romantic/sexual experience
 
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Whenever you can’t fuck hot 18-22 girls. Most people are oldcels from womb to tomb.
 
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22+
 
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18+
 
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19+
 
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Hence, not oldcels
All about looks but if you’ve got shit genes, then you’re cooked

Foids want to get down by a masculine Chad and I’m 100% sure this guy can fuck any 18-24 ye old foids whenever he wants and they’ll call him daddy. They’ll be like “ Yes daddy I’m coming to Istanbul ASAP.”





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I know a 33 year old virgin. He's an oldcel. Hardly any woman wants him (even if they find him attractive) because of how old 33 is to be a virgin.

I recommended he get a prostitute to get the v-card thing dealt with. He refuses.
 
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For women 23 and up
For men >40
 
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It's never too old if you look good unless you're 39+,
 
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24 plus
 
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I know a 33 year old virgin. He's an oldcel. Hardly any woman wants him (even if they find him attractive) because of how old 33 is to be a virgin.

I recommended he get a prostitute to get the v-card thing dealt with. He refuses.
Not everyone can win
 
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Not everyone can win
He's also a heightcel (but not in the way you're thinking). His 6'4" height comes back to bite him (as a woman is afraid to be alone with him)
 
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He's also a heightcel (but not in the way you're thinking). His 6'4" height comes back to bite him (as a woman is afraid to be alone with him)
if face is ogre, then its over
 
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Probably 29

That's the first year where if you are with an 18 yo people can say "eeww she's more than 10 years younger than you"

to be clear, you're still rad if you can do this, but you are an oldcel
 

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