What am i doing wrong?

[Bricks228]

I ran out of toilet paper. I went to the store, but it was closed. I went to another one, bought some, but on my way home, it started pouring and the paper got soaked. I’m sitting in the entryway, looking at this wet roll, and realizing this is the peak of my life. I’m 30, a single Pakistani guy, 5’7”, living in a rented apartment, no money, no girlfriend, no friends, and on top of that, my gut can’t hold a shit. I’m sitting here covered in shit. God, what am I doing wrong?

 

[maki3]

This shit is hilarious

 

[v3to_]

I ran out of toilet paper. I went to the store, but it was closed. I went to another one, bought some, but on my way home, it started pouring and the paper got soaked. I’m sitting in the entryway, looking at this wet roll, and realizing this is the peak of my life. I’m 30, a single Pakistani guy, 5’7”, living in a rented apartment, no money, no girlfriend, no friends, and on top of that, my gut can’t hold a shit. I’m sitting here covered in shit. God, what am I doing wrong?

How much money do you have saved up

 

[nsabi67]

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