What are the biggest copes you hear in real life?

[Germania]

Yesterday a friend told me "I feel like being bald becomes a new trend and beauty standard for men" JFL . I pulled out my phone and showed him how subhuman some male models look when someone edits away their hair.

 

[volcelfatcel]

UNironically tho this just shave it cope is mainstream cus of finasteride fear mongering

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Saying big tits are cope

 

[Deleted member 10987]

"Light eyes/hair is feminine"

 

[MarstonAlloy]

Yesterday a friend told me "I feel like being bald becomes a new trend and beauty standard for men" JFL . I pulled out my phone and showed him how subhuman some male models look when someone edits away their hair.

5'2 16 year olds saying they can hit 6ft in between their 18th birthday

 

[volcelfatcel]

5'2 16 year olds saying they can hit 6ft in between their 18th birthday

I'm 5'2 but 5'2 is close to 5'3 so we'll round it up to 5'3, but 5'3 is the new 5'4 and if I'm 5'4 I'd be 5'5 with shoes but if I'm 5'5 might as well be 5'6 cus of posture but if I wore airmaxxes I'd be 5'8 but if I'm 5'8 I'm pretty much 5'9 and 5'9 is close to 5'10 son I'm 5'10 but women can't tell the difference so I'm 6'0 in reality