What are the easiest and less painful ways to commit?

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I don't have a car, so no gas or anything like that

I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the neck, it's painful but it should be over fairly quickly right?

The only problem is I can't take the knife out cuz, you know, pain and loss of strength

Is there a way to OD on over-the-counter pills? Getting drugs is difficult for me
 
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Dont use pills tbh maybe jumping but i heard somewhere you fell it for a little

Can you get guns?
 
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almost any way you do it, your survival instincts are gonna kick in last second and all you will feel is complete regret in your last moments

doesnt sound like the best way to go to me but idk i guess
 
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sodium nitrate
 
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Jump Infront of train above 50km/h instant painless death or shooting
 
Should I kill myself, or drink a cup of coffee?
 
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just kill yourself in pain you do realize the pain isn't coming to the grave with you
jump right now please
 
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just kill yourself in pain you do realize the pain isn't coming to the grave with you
jump right now please
How can such a faggot have such a mogger post rep ratio i dont get it PS shut the fuck up faggot you are not being nice
 
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yeah obviously but there’s a good chance you don’t die instantly
NAH ofc I know I won't die instantly, I'm not shooting myself

I'm thinking like 20 secs until I lose consciousness and bleed out
 
NAH ofc I know I won't die instantly, I'm not shooting myself

I'm thinking like 20 secs until I lose consciousness and bleed out
thats gonna be completely excruciating both physically and mentally
 
Cyanide but sodium nitrite is easier to obtain
 
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Put a bag on on your head seal it, and fill it with helium, you are out in no time, and you don't even notice it. You're dead if the bag stays when you lose concsiousness. 0 discomfort as you don't feel suffocation(no co2, nor blood pH change).
 
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have you considered you could be the faggot hence why you have a lower one?
Im not selling out and telling depressed men to kill themselves for some JFL reacts like you, FAGGOT
 
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Put a bag on on your head seal it, and fill it with helium, you are out in no time, and you don't even notice it. You're dead if the bag stays when you lose consciousness. 0 discomfort as you don't feel suffocation(no co2, nor blood pH change).
how do you know this, do you have test subjects :feelskek:
 
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Put a bag on on your head seal it, and fill it with helium, you are out in no time, and you don't even notice it. You're dead if the bag stays when you lose concsiousness. 0 discomfort as you don't feel suffocation(no co2, nor blood pH change).
How much helium and how would I fill the bag in?
 
how do you know this, do you have test subjects :feelskek:
Just how biology works, your body doesn't realise the lack of oxygen. And ye i tried that like 5 years ago, but failed as I fell from my bed unconcious and the bag got off. 0 pain or anything during it.
 
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dont do it brother
get some sunlight
go out and make friends
life is beautiful
 
How much helium and how would I fill the bag in?
Just buy a helium tank, let constant flow to the bag(slow), or fill it already with ut and keep yourself leaning on to something or just laying, so the helium doesn't escape any cracks. Seal the bag really tight to you, or it might get off when you loose concoiusness as you might fall or something
 
Just buy a helium tank, let constant flow to the bag(slow), or fill it already with ut and keep yourself leaning on to something or just laying, so the helium doesn't escape any cracks. Seal the bag really tight to you, or it might get off when you loose concoiusness as you might fall or something
Doesn't really seem like it's 100% fail-free

I think I need to find something more reliable
 
Just how biology works, your body doesn't realise the lack of oxygen. And yes I tried that like 5 years ago, but failed as I fell from my bed unconscious and the bag got off. 0 pain or anything during it.
Holy shit, you actually attempted it :forcedsmile:
 
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Isnt nitrate a fertilizer or sum. If you take enough, any chems will do.
yeah its a fertilizer, i mixed them up but both work nitrate is just less common to be used for suicide
 
I don't have a car, so no gas or anything like that

I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the neck, it's painful but it should be over fairly quickly right?

The only problem is I can't take the knife out cuz, you know, pain and loss of strength

Is there a way to OD on over-the-counter pills? Getting drugs is difficult for me
Don't kill yourself, kill other people
 
I don't have a car, so no gas or anything like that

I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the neck, it's painful but it should be over fairly quickly right?

The only problem is I can't take the knife out cuz, you know, pain and loss of strength

Is there a way to OD on over-the-counter pills? Getting drugs is difficult for me
I don't have a car, so no gas or anything like that

I'm thinking about stabbing myself in the neck, it's painful but it should be over fairly quickly right?

The only problem is I can't take the knife out cuz, you know, pain and loss of strength

Is there a way to OD on over-the-counter pills? Getting drugs is difficult for me
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I love people, I don't hate anyone but myself and I'm not a psycho like you!
Dude shoot up your school or smth
 
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