What are the odds of a person who keeps a chimpanzee as a pet to register an account here?

[Niwatori]

Discuss!

 

[Niwatori]

 

[Dendoni]

Quite high, bad genes come hand in hand, so it is possible that if you are ugly, you are also stupid to have chimpanzee as a pet...

 

[Niwatori]

Quite high, bad genes come hand in hand, so it is possible that if you are ugly, you are also stupid to have chimpanzee as a pet...

I am a chimpanzee :3

 

[Gonthar]

Quite high, bad genes come hand in hand, so it is possible that if you are ugly, you are also stupid to have chimpanzee as a pet...

Why would it be stupid to have a chimp as a pet, they're funny animals and have 98% of the human brain.

 

[Niwatori]

Why would it be stupid to have a chimp as a pet, they're funny animals and have 98% of the human brain.

They are still not smart enough to play meinkraft

 

[Gonthar]

They are still not smart enough to play meinkraft

 

[beefliverontop]

They are still not smart enough to play meinkraft

They are tho i saw a video of a guy teaching a monke to play minecraft and the ape acc played it

 

[beefliverontop]

Yea this is what i meant

 

[Dendoni]

Why would it be stupid to have a chimp as a pet, they're funny animals and have 98% of the human brain.

It can kill you quite easily, they attack face and eat it in most cases

 

[beefliverontop]

It can kill you quite easily, they attack face and eat it in most cases

No they dont
Monke nice

 

[Gonthar]

It can kill you quite easily, they attack face and eat it in most cases

I think they're just like people - most are probably normal, but a few of them could be psychopaths, killers, etc. or in certain cases might snap and attack others, but it doesn't mean all chimps will do this.

 

[Niwatori]

I think they're just like people - most are probably normal, but a few of them could be psychopaths, killers, etc. or in certain cases might snap and attack others, but it doesn't mean all chimps will do this.

Chimp commit violence because they don’t get something they want from you

 

[Dendoni]

I think they're just like people - most are probably normal, but a few of them could be psychopaths, killers, etc. or in certain cases might snap and attack others, but it doesn't mean all chimps will do this.

Sure, but why would you keep one as a pet?

They are not cute, those little monkey are, but chimpanzees are not, they probably cost a lot of money, they are not fun, you can't take it out for a walk, etc

 

[Eriot Lodger]

 

[Niwatori]

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[Eriot Lodger]

Fixed it!

 

[nword49]

I think they're just like people - most are probably normal, but a few of them could be psychopaths, killers, etc. or in certain cases might snap and attack others, but it doesn't mean all chimps will do this.

Why is your name green

 

[Gonthar]

Sure, but why would you keep one as a pet?

They are not cute, those little monkey are, but chimpanzees are not, they probably cost a lot of money, they are not fun, you can't take it out for a walk, etc

Some people find them cute, they can act like humans, be funny, some even take them outside.

 

[Dendoni]

Some people find them cute, they can act like humans, be funny, some even take them outside.

Still they are wild animals and you shouldn't push your luck with wild animals, play stupid games, win stupid prizes

 

[beefliverontop]

Still they are wild animals and you shouldn't push your luck with wild animals, play stupid games, win stupid prizes

No.
Monke is frends