What are your ascension stories?

[MegamindCel]

I’m feeling really shitty today and I’m in need of some quality lifefuel. How do you lose your virgin status?

 

[Deleted member 10551]

I just got lucky.

 

[MegamindCel]

I just got lucky.

How so? You still mog me though jfl

 

[Deleted member 4209]

404

 

[Bignuts]

When I was 15 I fucked this whore. She had a body count of 5 at 15 so hardly an accomplishment.
Dated her till I found out shed slept with a 26 yr old chinese man and a 21 year old dude. The bitch was screwed in the head. She lost her virginity at 12 to the 21 year old

 

[Deleted member 10551]

How so? You still mog me though jfl

I never really had many girls interested in me. Just a few, but I had very low confidence. I meant my current girl 5 years ago, and have been together ever since. I’m not sure how, considering I wasn’t that good looking.

 

[Bignuts]

When I was 15 I fucked this whore. She had a body count of 5 at 15 so hardly an accomplishment.
Dated her till I found out shed slept with a 26 yr old chinese man and a 21 year old dude. The bitch was screwed in the head. She lost her virginity at 12 to the 21 year old

Basically just ascend by fucking a messed up whore

 

[Bitch]

Hire a prostitute

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Hire a prostitute

ur from EE right? isnt evry girl a prostitute there tbh

 

[JustAFewMM]

I just texted a girl.i Once rejected to ascend and it worked out

 

[Bitch]

ur from EE right? isnt evry girl a prostitute there tbh

Not in my country, 25 minutes away from me there’s Austria and prostitution is legal there.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Don't have any

 

[mewcoper]

i was so close to ascend after softmaxxing but i simped so i lost buddy boyo

 

[CeeJay]

I am obese and deformed. I had some stuff done, and took roids.

I've probably slept with over 50 women... Must be 50 or more... I'm not greatly attractive but acceptable and have zero inhibition.

 

[MegamindCel]

I just texted a girl.i Once rejected to ascend and it worked out

You lucky mf. I’ve never had to reject a girl because no girl wants me

 

[Stare]

One very good looking girl invited me to her house after a festival and we fucked. I wasn't expecting it because we were close friends but she initiated it.

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Social circle status and being low inhib

 

[Deleted member 5799]

took roids many times - hookup frequency increased


then got myself proper car and a camper van - hookup quality increased

 

[Deleted member 8080]

1. Think it's over
2. Go to club with incel friend
3. Get some chubby girl to bounce on ur dick for five minutes
4. realize staying single might be a better option