what are your funniest bluepilled moments

[Deleted member 17174]

I applied toothpaste on my nose when I was 11 thinking it would make it smaller. top 10 looksmax fails

 

[Warlow]

I performed a lefort 1 operation on myself in my garage 2 years ago, silly bluepill things lol

 

[Deleted member 17174]

I performed a lefort 1 operation on myself in my garage 2 years ago, silly bluepill things lol

just get the equipment on Alibaba and selfsurgerymax bro, surgeons will be losing their jobs left and right

 

[Fear]

Offered my crush in fifth grade $20 to kiss me, didn't work

 

[Deleted member 17174]

Offered my crush in fifth grade $20 to kiss me, didn't work

bet the bitch is broke now, poor financial intuition at its finest

 

[YouLiveForYourself]

I performed a lefort 1 operation on myself in my garage 2 years ago, silly bluepill things lol

I would post a mental health hotline down below but I don't think they were ever taught to deal with a situation like this before

 

[YouLiveForYourself]

Taught myself to never bite with my incisors from like 5-16, pretty sure I hindered some facial upswing. Probably why I have bad undereye support

 

[one job away]

I applied toothpaste on my nose when I was 11 thinking it would make it smaller. top 10 looksmax fails

Was blackpilled from early age due to being bullied. So my most bluepilled thinking was probably thinking I could still or somehow manage to become good looking and have a great life. Still believing in that fairy tale

 

[Deleted member 17174]

Was blackpilled from early age due to being bullied. So my most bluepilled thinking was probably thinking I could still or somehow manage to become good looking and have a great life. Still believing in that fairy tale

I was born to be a looksmax autist, I remember jutting my jaw and squinching my cheeks in my 8th grade class photoshoot

 

[Deleted member 8165]

Read how to win friends and influence people

 

[Deleted member 2729]

Thought I could still grow with 18

 

[Deleted member 2130]

My biggest bluepilled moment was that I believed that I am not mentally ill. It lasted too long sadly to change that.

 

[Deleted member 17174]

Thought I could still grow with 18

i got gaslighted into not injecting hgh I know the pain

 

[ChristianChad]

I ate a diet full of chicken, rice, uncooked vegetables (a kilo of kale and shit), chia seeds feelswhy: I ate 100g of PUFA a day), nuts and seed (200g every day )
Also gymcelled so much I sometimes missed school

This is between 13-14 , and I did it from retarded advice from Lookism.net
Then I discovered Ray peat

 

[ChristianChad]

I was born to be a looksmax autist, I remember jutting my jaw and squinching my cheeks in my 8th grade class photoshoot

I was squinting in 7th grade before I even knew what it was

 

[Deleted member 16346]

I thought my tear troughs were a halo cuz of badboy appeal

 

[2d v2]

i thought my fucked up hairline wasnt actually going bald

 

[Deleted member 17174]

i thought my fucked up hairline wasnt actually going bald

"It's just a high forehead "

 

[Tusseleif]

Tried pursuing a girl when I was a fat little ugly manlet freak

 

[Deleted member 17174]

Tried pursuing a girl when I was a fat little ugly manlet freak

Mirin avi

 

[Deleted member 17174]

Read how to win friends and influence people

What was the takeaway from that book?

 

[Adamant]

Thought I could still grow with 18

You can grow at any age if you remodel your cranium (in theory)

 

[Deleted member 17174]

You can grow at any age if you remodel your cranium (in theory)

and how are you gonna achieve that, bonesmashing?

 

[Adamant]

and how are you gonna achieve that, bonesmashing?

Bonesmashing is braindead. It won't do anything to reshape the sella turcica where the pituatary gland is located. And it won't improve your airway.

 

[Matthias8272]

Thinking I was white as mixed race, thinking if i worked out and changed clothing i would start getting respect and girls, wanting to rot 10 years to get a phd

 

[Deleted member 15302]

was heavily bluepilled until late 16. found out i was 5’4 (i’m 5’5 now, not that it matters ) and saw on doctors sheet of paper that’s bottom 4.71% of men for my age. made it my mission to inject hgh on the off chance my bone age was hella young. got a job behind my parents back when they didn’t want me to. sold my gaming shit to afford hgh. spent a fuck ton of money trying to figure out a way to buy the shit with visas/giftcards since i sold all the money for cash through the app OfferUp and could only cash my checks for cash (didn’t want parents to see i was spending hundreds every week). told my close friends hgh was my only chance at a normal life . originally was going to ship everything to a usps that was 20 mins away but they didn’t let me open a p.o. box without certain documents that my dad keeps in his safe (wtf ). planned on shipping to a house for sale (had to uber to multiple to make sure they were vacant). parents ended up finding out i had a job bc my dad micromanages everything which caused hella problems at home. i got my slight scoliosis checked out to make sure i wasn’t inhibiting my growth only for them to tell me that it wouldn’t be a problem and shouldn’t become any worse because the growth plates in my spine are already fused also asked doctors to put me on hormone therapy for my height, they said they’d do it but my 5’9 bluepilled chadlite dad said no. not sure why i ended up this short, my moms 5’4 and there’s tall genes on each side of my family. my little brother is 5’10 guess my mom fucked me over

lesson of the story: don’t sell ur gaming stuff

 

[Deleted member 17404]

When I was 9 years old I was studying science and read that we should nose breath because it filters the air from microbes. Since then I am always disgusted from mouth breathing and I only breath through my nose and my face bones are still shit(not related to the title but reminded me of that)

 

[Ynot]

i thought my fucked up hairline wasnt actually going bald

We’re all going bald tho. Sometimes a fucked up hairline doesn’t mean much, because some men take much longer to go bald