What beard style fits me better as a 39 year old man?

[fvolkek]

Hello guys! My name is Robert (you can call me Bob if you want). I live in Louisville, Kentucky and I always thought that a good beard would help me slay prime 18-21 girls.
I paid for several sessions with Mr. Richard Cooper and various coaches but none helped me so far. I’m 39 years old and so far still a virgin (without counting escorts) but I’m sure things will likely change in the future.

Rich told me that a good beard style would fix 90% of my issues but I can’t really find one. Between these what would you choose to increase my chances of mogging everyone? Or would you choose something else? I’m 5’10.5 with boots on btw if that matters.

>INB4 ‘shave your hair’
I spoke with Rich about this, he told me in his private coaching sessions to just ‘shave it off’, but I think it’s too soon. Plus I have liver problems and I read on Reddit (my favorite site), that shaving your head may cause liver cancer.

Anyway, here’s me with different beard styles (I already fully shaved but what should I attempt to grow?)

 

[Deleted member 51781]

Sexy

 

[overdose]

You look like my high school history teacher.

 

[Rawprimalooks]

Hello guys! My name is Robert (you can call me Bob if you want). I live in Louisville, Kentucky and I always thought that a good beard would help me slay prime 18-21 girls.
I paid for several sessions with Mr. Richard Cooper and various coaches but none helped me so far. I’m 38 years old and so far still a virgin (without counting escorts) but I’m sure things will likely change in the future.

Rich told me that a good beard style would fix 90% of my issues but I can’t really find one. Between these what would you choose to increase my chances of mogging everyone? Or would you choose something else? I’m 5’10.5 with boots on btw if that matters.

>INB4 ‘shave your hair’
I spoke with Rich about this, he told me in his private coaching sessions to just ‘shave it off’, but I think it’s too soon. Plus I have liver problems and I read on Reddit (my favorite site), that shaving your head may cause liver cancer.

Anyway, here’s me with different beard styles (I already fully shaved but what should I attempt to grow?)

Grow hairs long and bears as long u can and do primal diet by aajonus vonderplanitz the leaner u are the thicker and better beard gonna look

 

[Deleted member 39838]

oh lord robert ur gonna get crucified on here but go with the hitler stash tbh

 

[Deleted member 39838]

oh lord robert ur gonna get crucified on here but go with the hitler stash tbh

all jokes aside, two looks the best. but dont be expecting to go slay 18 year olds lol.

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

all jokes aside, two looks the best. but dont be expecting to go slay 18 year olds lol.

Women like older men

 

[Deleted member 39838]

Women like older men

lean attractive older men maybe

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

lean attractive older men maybe

Cope

 

[Infinite]

Ain't no way this isn't a larp poking at the 40yo old redpillers at the prime of their life

 

[fvolkek]

Grow hairs long and bears as long u can and do primal diet by aajonus vonderplanitz the leaner u are the thicker and better beard gonna look

I’m actually pretty lean. it’s the beard style that it’s making me look fatter. I’m sure that with a good beard style I’d look better

oh lord robert ur gonna get crucified on here but go with the hitler stash tbh

Why would I be crucified?

Women like older men

True. People here are deluded. I can tell how girls in the high school I teach look at me all the time. O course they’re too young for me but maybe when they turn 18…

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

I’m actually pretty lean. it’s the beard style that it’s making me look fatter. I’m sure that with a good beard style I’d look better

Why would I be crucified?

True. People here are deluded. I can tell how girls in the high school I teach look at me all the time. O course they’re too young for me but maybe when they turn 18…

Yeah I'm sure JBs are giving you IOIs.

 

[fvolkek]

Yeah I'm sure JBs are giving you IOIs.

Why are you pointing a gun at that young lady in your profile image?

 

[Deleted member 27066]

Sexy

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

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JBW proven again

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Hello guys! My name is Robert (you can call me Bob if you want). I live in Louisville, Kentucky and I always thought that a good beard would help me slay prime 18-21 girls.
I paid for several sessions with Mr. Richard Cooper and various coaches but none helped me so far. I’m 39 years old and so far still a virgin (without counting escorts) but I’m sure things will likely change in the future.

Rich told me that a good beard style would fix 90% of my issues but I can’t really find one. Between these what would you choose to increase my chances of mogging everyone? Or would you choose something else? I’m 5’10.5 with boots on btw if that matters.

>INB4 ‘shave your hair’
I spoke with Rich about this, he told me in his private coaching sessions to just ‘shave it off’, but I think it’s too soon. Plus I have liver problems and I read on Reddit (my favorite site), that shaving your head may cause liver cancer.

Anyway, here’s me with different beard styles (I already fully shaved but what should I attempt to grow?)

i'm tagging some looksmaxxing experts to help you @buflek @Blackgymmax

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

lost weight and get a hair transplants for starters, those are the 2 most obvious improvements that will improve ur looks

 

[solid7/10]

Top row 3rd to the right looks best. If you want to land anyone even close to their early 20s you need to lose weight, get a hair transplant, and get on hairloss medication. Fat and balding are by far your biggest issues.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

True. People here are deluded. I can tell how girls in the high school I teach look at me all the time. O course they’re too young for me but maybe when they turn 18…

If the hottest girl in school offered to suck you off for an A and promised she wouldn't tell anyone, would you let her do it in exchange for an A?

 

[Blackgymmax]

Hello guys! My name is Robert (you can call me Bob if you want). I live in Louisville, Kentucky and I always thought that a good beard would help me slay prime 18-21 girls.
I paid for several sessions with Mr. Richard Cooper and various coaches but none helped me so far. I’m 39 years old and so far still a virgin (without counting escorts) but I’m sure things will likely change in the future.

Rich told me that a good beard style would fix 90% of my issues but I can’t really find one. Between these what would you choose to increase my chances of mogging everyone? Or would you choose something else? I’m 5’10.5 with boots on btw if that matters.

>INB4 ‘shave your hair’
I spoke with Rich about this, he told me in his private coaching sessions to just ‘shave it off’, but I think it’s too soon. Plus I have liver problems and I read on Reddit (my favorite site), that shaving your head may cause liver cancer.

Anyway, here’s me with different beard styles (I already fully shaved but what should I attempt to grow?)

2 3

 

[pentamogged9000]

Hello guys! My name is Robert (you can call me Bob if you want). I live in Louisville, Kentucky and I always thought that a good beard would help me slay prime 18-21 girls.
I paid for several sessions with Mr. Richard Cooper and various coaches but none helped me so far. I’m 39 years old and so far still a virgin (without counting escorts)

Couldn't have made this larp any more obvious, what did the guy in the picture do to you

 

[pentamogged9000]

Mogs tho

 

[NumbThePain]

You mog me hard

 

[NumbThePain]

@subhumanchad rate him bhai

 

[Deleted member 47180]

u're fat so you need long beard to fraud , no brainer for you

 

[FaceandBBC]

"Jesse, we need to cook"

 

[looksseg]

If you’re a teacher your best bet is something similar to sofa test in the school

Pretty simple, you need to give bad grades to hot girls, and say you can do revision of grades in your office room (of course each student should come alone)

When the hot girls come, you stay a long time with her, some might be desesperate and say that would do everything to have a higher grade. Then it’s your opportunity answer “like what?” And then they will escalate to you, make sure you keep encouraging and keep her going , while not take the initiative, make her take

Luckily you could even make much more relations with her by keep giving very high grades while she offers her best to you

 

[fvolkek]

If you’re a teacher your best bet is something similar to sofa test in the school

Pretty simple, you need to give bad grades to hot girls, and say you can do revision of grades in your office room (of course each student should come alone)

When the hot girls come, you stay a long time with her, some might be desesperate and say that would do everything to have a higher grade. Then it’s your opportunity answer “like what?” And then they will escalate to you, make sure you keep encouraging and keep her going , while not take the initiative, make her take

Luckily you could even make much more relations with her by keep giving very high grades while she offers her best to you

bet

 

[fvolkek]

Any more advice yall?

 

[Deleted member 25743]

Any more advice yall?

i would start a bulk if i were u
eat some junk food to hit ur kcal goals and dont be afraid of some fat gain thats normal
ur metabolism only slows down after 50
train full body calisthenics workout or do hard yoga workouts

 

[fvolkek]

i would start a bulk if i were u
eat some junk food to hit ur kcal goals and dont be afraid of some fat gain thats normal
ur metabolism only slows down after 50
train full body calisthenics workout or do hard yoga workouts

true! I need to “bloatmaxx” — some kids in my class told me that!.
I’m too skinny at the moment.