What crimes have you committed?

[Deleted member 2846]

if u say anything someone would post on reddit you’ll get banned

 

[Deleted member 3962]

i recently stole 2 cases of who the fuck remembers from a grocery store by my highschool at lunch and me and my buddy chugged that shit in the baseball field

 

[Deleted member 3299]

i stole a girls heart

 

[Ogmanman]

i recently stole 2 cases of who the fuck remembers from a grocery store by my highschool at lunch and me and my buddy chugged that shit in the baseball field

Based

 

[Deleted member 4310]

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[AnimeCel]

sub-8dom

 

[Ritalincel]

Warning	Date	Points	Expiry
40%	Apr 14, 2019	40	May 14, 2019
20%	Apr 13, 2019	20	Jun 12, 2019
0% - Verbal	Mar 15, 2019	0	Apr 15, 2019
40%	Mar 10, 2019	40	May 10, 2019
10%	Feb 28, 2019	10	Mar 28, 2019
20%	Feb 17, 2019	20	Mar 17, 2019
10%	Feb 11, 2019	10	Mar 10, 2019
10%	Feb 11, 2019	10	Apr 10, 2019
10%	Feb 10, 2019	10	Apr 10, 2019
Verbal Warning (0%)	Feb 8, 2019	0	Mar 8, 2019
Verbal Warning (0%)	Feb 4, 2019	0	Mar 4, 2019
10%	Jan 28, 2019	10	Feb 28, 2019
10%	Jan 27, 2019	10	Feb 27, 2019
10%	Jan 21, 2019	10	Feb 21, 2019
10%	Dec 23, 2018	10	Jan 23, 2019
20%	Nov 23, 2018	20	Dec 23, 2018
20%	Nov 21, 2018	20	Dec 21, 2018
Verbal Warning (0%)	Nov 18, 2018	0	Dec 18, 2018
30%	Nov 13, 2018	30	Dec 13, 2018
10%	Nov 10, 2018	10	Nov 24, 2018
Verbal Warning (0%)	Aug 11, 2018	0	Nov 9, 2018
Verbal Warning (0%)	Jul 2, 2018	0	Oct 23, 2018

• Warning points: 0
• Total warnings: 22

 

[RichmondBread]

If being annoying is a crime, then I'm guilty of that. Otherwise, nothing.

 

[TsarTsar444]

I lightened some random forest in this wierd kangaroo place on fire, shit was lit

 

[Gosick]

escortcellng i guess

 

[StoicNihilist]

I stole some candy once with my friends when I was 10 years old.

We ran back to my friend's house, and ate that shit like we just pulled off some kind of GTA 5 heist.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Posting this

 

[Ritalincel]

If being annoying is a crime, then I'm guilty of that. Otherwise, nothing.

s

 

[Deleted member 4310]

But seriously I have a story, you can believe this or not.

Me and three friends were driving around with a jeep in a suburban area. Problem was, the jeep only had 2 seats so me and my friend was lying on the roof with nothing to hold on to. We were driving on people's lawns and destroying them while shouting stupid shit.

We stopped for a while to rest and laugh at the mess we've made. Me and my friend were still lying on the roof and my friend looks behind us and sees two police officers walking towards us, it was dark and they were not very close yet. My friend in the driving seat panicked as soon as he saw them in the rear mirror and just started driving as fast as he could. The police were after us of course so they started yelling "STOP THE VEHICLE RIGHT NOW".

There were no roads to escape to so we drove into a fucking cycle track. My friend on the roof next to me threw his beer can towards the police and yelled "FUCK THE POLICE!!!". I was terrified because there was nothing to hold onto at the roof and my friend drove as fast as he could. We managed to escape into another suburban area and hide.

Imagine if we would've got caught, we were minors and and we were drunk, we even had weed in the car. I have committed more serious crimes but not sure if I should share them here, Mr.FBI might lurk.

Good times, still makes me smile to this day. This was in highschool.

 

[MentalCel]

Bought, smuggled, used and sold drugs of all kinds. Vandalism. Stole stuff. Assaulted a woman (everything was good after tho). Been in a fight and KO'd someone. Had sex with a minor. That's all the "major" stuff that comes to mind.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[MentalCel]

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bro?

 

[Swolepenisman]

smoked weed, underage drinking vaping, vandalism, steal from stores all the time, carrying ileagl weapons like brass knuckled, ileagal stuff while driving, let my 17 yr old friend who doest even have permit drive

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I was a drug dealer for a few years, stolen little things from stores, got pulled up on by a cop a week or so ago for burning a bunch of shit in a park, public masturbation a couple times when I was younger, got the cops called on me for punching my brother in the face, smuggling drugs on flights, etc

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

I’m good law abiding citizen

public masturbation a couple times

 

[Deleted member 4310]

smoked weed, underage drinking vaping, vandalism, steal from stores all the time, carrying ileagl weapons like brass knuckled, ileagal stuff while driving, let my 17 yr old friend who doest even have permit drive

Vaping?

I was a drug dealer for a few years, stolen little things from stores, got pulled up on by a cop a week or so ago for burning a bunch of shit in a park, public masturbation a couple times when I was younger, got the cops called on me for punching my brother in the face, smuggling drugs on flights, etc

Do tell about public masturbation, genuinely curious.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Bought, smuggled, used and sold drugs of all kinds. Vandalism. Stole stuff. Assaulted a woman (everything was good after tho). Been in a fight and KO'd someone. Had sex with a minor. That's all the "major" stuff that comes to mind.

Dark triad slayer

smoked weed, underage drinking vaping, vandalism, steal from stores all the time, carrying ileagl weapons like brass knuckled, ileagal stuff while driving, let my 17 yr old friend who doest even have permit drive

Vaping

 

[Ogmanman]

Not today fbi

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

absaloute cel if you can't just keep your mouth shut about the stuff you've done

it's like bragging to your friend that you fucked someone. srs pathetic

 

[Ogmanman]

absaloute cel if you can't just keep your mouth shut about the stuff you've done

it's like bragging to.your friend that you fucked someone. srs pathetic

Now I think about it your right

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Many bro

 

[Deleted member 2846]

absaloute cel if you can't just keep your mouth shut about the stuff you've done

it's like bragging to your friend that you fucked someone. srs pathetic

“i haven’t committed Ny crimes”

 

[Swolepenisman]

Dark triad slayer


Vaping

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if youre caught its pretty shitty which is bullshit hardly a crime but nonetheless theyd make a big deal also when i let my friend drive he lmost killed us so not doin tht gain

 

[Deleted member 2756]

stole a Lollipop from some shitty Chinese store when i was 8.

 

[shibo]

I shoplifted a $10 fidget spinner from 7/11 in 10th grade

 

[Nrrr15]

stole a Lollipop from some shitty Chinese store when i was 8.

You'll burn in hell for that son

 

[Golden Glass]

Insurance fraud when I was trying to get money to start a business

 

[Ritalincel]