What debloating did to my face. INSANE ASCENSION + DEBLOAT GUIDE

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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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So I have been tryharding to lose the face fat and water in my face so much. Like all I think about was cheek fat cheek fat cheek fat. There was nothing in my life that was more important than losing than fucking bloat. I succeeded. But it was hell of a ride. I lost 10kg of weight. 3kg of fat of that 10kg. The rest is water. Believe it or not. Cuz my abs got just a Lil leaner but not very very lean as U would expect if those 10kg were mostly fat. The whe journey was painful. It took me 1 month. Without the use of furosemide. I was taking hell of caffeine and l carnitine so thst I don't get hungry.

Debloat guide: first the diet. Very important. High protein. Only protein powder and chicken breast and sardines and eggs. Don't add salt.
Furthermore, I used 1 tablespoon of potassium chloride when I woke up. Every single day. I so have cycled for 800km in that month. So a lot of cardio I did. And I only ate bananas for carb source so that I don't die of starvation. I also drank water but not too much
Just moderate. I did these things every single day for 1 month and it did something to my face. I hope this helps. My BF is around 12. I also stopped going daily to the gym. I limited it to 3x a week for 2 hrs a session. Before it was 3 times more time in the gym. Too much gym bloat the hell out of u btw.
 

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Insane debloat
 

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shave beard for more hollow showage
 
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So I have been tryharding to lose the face fat and water in my face so much. Like all I think about was cheek fat cheek fat cheek fat. There was nothing in my life that was more important than losing than fucking bloat. I succeeded. But it was hell of a ride. I lost 10kg of weight. 3kg of fat of that 10kg. The rest is water. Believe it or not. Cuz my abs got just a Lil leaner but not very very lean as U would expect if those 10kg were mostly fat. The whe journey was painful. It took me 1 month. Without the use of furosemide. I was taking hell of caffeine and l carnitine so thst I don't get hungry.

Debloat guide: first the diet. Very important. High protein. Only protein powder and chicken breast and sardines and eggs. Don't add salt.
Furthermore, I used 1 tablespoon of potassium chloride when I woke up. Every single day. I so have cycled for 800km in that month. So a lot of cardio I did. And I only ate bananas for carb source so that I don't die of starvation. I also drank water but not too much
Just moderate. I did these things every single day for 1 month and it did something to my face. I hope this helps. My BF is around 12. I also stopped going daily to the gym. I limited it to 3x a week for 2 hrs a session. Before it was 3 times more time in the gym. Too much gym bloat the hell out of u btw.
idk why but you look like a rat nigga like no hate you look like aa mouse or rat
 
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What’s your ramus like ?
 
wait nvm keep full beard, your ramus is average. fraud it with beard good job funky
I'll just fade it and keep it 3 to 5mm. Too heavy is too ethnic and scares JBs
 
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wait nvm keep full beard, your ramus is average. fraud it with beard good job funky
Tbh when bloated my ramus looks subhuman tier without beard. When debloated it looks pretty sharp and decent. That's why I made my beard light when I debloated
 
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Tbh when bloated my ramus looks subhuman tier without beard. When debloated it looks pretty sharp and decent. That's why I made my beard light when I debloated
i mean ur ramus really fits your face well, it looks good tbh. but a beard would look better on you cuz idk, it just seems to suit you imo. but yeah a faded beard attracts more women.
 
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So I have been tryharding to lose the face fat and water in my face so much. Like all I think about was cheek fat cheek fat cheek fat. There was nothing in my life that was more important than losing than fucking bloat. I succeeded. But it was hell of a ride. I lost 10kg of weight. 3kg of fat of that 10kg. The rest is water. Believe it or not. Cuz my abs got just a Lil leaner but not very very lean as U would expect if those 10kg were mostly fat. The whe journey was painful. It took me 1 month. Without the use of furosemide. I was taking hell of caffeine and l carnitine so thst I don't get hungry.

Debloat guide: first the diet. Very important. High protein. Only protein powder and chicken breast and sardines and eggs. Don't add salt.
Furthermore, I used 1 tablespoon of potassium chloride when I woke up. Every single day. I so have cycled for 800km in that month. So a lot of cardio I did. And I only ate bananas for carb source so that I don't die of starvation. I also drank water but not too much
Just moderate. I did these things every single day for 1 month and it did something to my face. I hope this helps. My BF is around 12. I also stopped going daily to the gym. I limited it to 3x a week for 2 hrs a session. Before it was 3 times more time in the gym. Too much gym bloat the hell out of u btw.
you look realy good but kinds zesty
 
goatee goatee goateeeee
 
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You're actually debloated as fuck mirin
 
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So I have been tryharding to lose the face fat and water in my face so much. Like all I think about was cheek fat cheek fat cheek fat. There was nothing in my life that was more important than losing than fucking bloat. I succeeded. But it was hell of a ride. I lost 10kg of weight. 3kg of fat of that 10kg. The rest is water. Believe it or not. Cuz my abs got just a Lil leaner but not very very lean as U would expect if those 10kg were mostly fat. The whe journey was painful. It took me 1 month. Without the use of furosemide. I was taking hell of caffeine and l carnitine so thst I don't get hungry.

Debloat guide: first the diet. Very important. High protein. Only protein powder and chicken breast and sardines and eggs. Don't add salt.
Furthermore, I used 1 tablespoon of potassium chloride when I woke up. Every single day. I so have cycled for 800km in that month. So a lot of cardio I did. And I only ate bananas for carb source so that I don't die of starvation. I also drank water but not too much
Just moderate. I did these things every single day for 1 month and it did something to my face. I hope this helps. My BF is around 12. I also stopped going daily to the gym. I limited it to 3x a week for 2 hrs a session. Before it was 3 times more time in the gym. Too much gym bloat the hell out of u btw.
Bro u soo good:chad:
 

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