What do I even look like?

[Deleted member 20914]

Depending on the photo I take, I can either look OK or like complete recessed shit.

I always take my photos with at least 2x zoom on iPhone 13 Pro camera, which is about about 55mm focal length

However, sometimes when I take the photo, at the same angle and alignment, I look like dogshit.

One difference I have found is that stretching out my arm and taking the photo makes me look 'better' than taking the photo closer to my face, with a folded arm.

So which do I fucking look like? Is the photo taken from further away how I look (stretched out arm) or the one up close, surely its one or the other. One of them must be inaccurate, but which?

This has led to me becoming quite obsessed and taking hundreds of pictures of myself to determine how I 'truly' look.

If i look like pic 3 then I wouldn't get a bimax, if I look like pic 1 then I will.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

You look like Logan Paul kinda

 

[Deleted member 20914]

You look like Logan Paul kinda

I take that as a compliment

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I take that as a compliment

Yes, he is a fuckboy so it is def a compliment.

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Yes, he is a fuckboy so it is def a compliment.

Do you see what I mean by the differences in images though?

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Do you see what I mean by the differences in images though?

Yeah, third pic is best imo.

 

[Deleted member 19798]

You look the same in all 3 pics

 

[Deleted member 20914]

You look the same in all 3 pics

retard

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

In the first image it looks like you have dirty blonde hair, in the second brown, and in the third ginger.
English?

 

[Deleted member 20914]

In the first image it looks like you have dirty blonde hair, in the second brown, and in the third ginger.
English?

Yeah I am english bruv

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

Yeah I am english bruv

Oi lad if zhere's anyfink yeu shoud now is zhat oi dount toler8 nonces, yeu got that roiht?
Lose th' beaerd, cunt

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Oi lad if zhere's anyfink yeu shoud now is zhat oi dount toler8 nonces, yeu got that roiht?
Lose th' beaerd, cunt

you soppy cunt if you fakin fink im going to greggs wivout me beard you mus ha los the soddin plot, knob. NORF FC!!! CAMMMM ONNNNNNn!!!!

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

you soppy cunt if you fakin fink im going to greggs wivout me beard you mus ha los the soddin plot, knob. NORF FC!!! CAMMMM ONNNNNNn!!!!

No, but really, the beard has to either go to the barber or go all in. Yours looks like it's trying to decide which option is best. I think you'll look more handsome with a clean shave.

 

[Deleted member 20914]

No, but really, the beard has to either go to the barber or go all in. Yours looks like it's trying to decide which option is best. I think you'll look more handsome with a clean shave.

Yeah I agree

 

[Doesn'tNeedSurgery]

Depending on the photo I take, I can either look OK or like complete recessed shit.

I always take my photos with at least 2x zoom on iPhone 13 Pro camera, which is about about 55mm focal length

However, sometimes when I take the photo, at the same angle and alignment, I look like dogshit.

One difference I have found is that stretching out my arm and taking the photo makes me look 'better' than taking the photo closer to my face, with a folded arm.

So which do I fucking look like? Is the photo taken from further away how I look (stretched out arm) or the one up close, surely its one or the other. One of them must be inaccurate, but which?

This has led to me becoming quite obsessed and taking hundreds of pictures of myself to determine how I 'truly' look.

If i look like pic 3 then I wouldn't get a bimax, if I look like pic 1 then I will.

You shoving the phone in your face is causing lens distortion making you look like shit.

 

[ascension]

You'll never be able to truly see what you look like through photos because changing the angle even a few degrees can exaggerate features or make them look recessed

 

[Deleted member 20914]

You'll never be able to truly see what you look like through photos because changing the angle even a few degrees can exaggerate features or make them look recessed

OK, well what is the most accurate way of taking a picture?

80mm focal length from a couple meters away?

 

[Deleted member 19453]

Use a video instead of photos maybe

 

[Whatashame]

u look the same in all of them. Its indeed crazy how our brains can distort our own images.