What do i tell my doctor to prescribe me the following? (Blood Test for Steroids)

[mewingmaxxer]

What do I tell my doctor to get the following values tested? Ideally something that won't get my parents worried asf?

This is for GH, AI and PED use so if you already know what I'm trying to check you don't gotta read this.

Metabolic & Blood Sugar Tests:​

• Hemoglobin A1c (HbA1c) – Measures average blood sugar over 2-3 months.
• Glucose (Fasting or Random) – Checks current blood sugar levels.
• Insulin – Evaluates insulin resistance or diabetes risk.

Liver Function Tests:​

• Alanine Aminotransferase (ALT / ALAT) – Detects liver damage.
• Aspartate Aminotransferase (AST / ASAT) – Assesses liver and heart health.
• Bilirubin (Total and Direct) – Checks liver function and bile processing.
• Albumin – Measures liver and kidney function.

Kidney Function Tests:​

• Creatinine – Assesses kidney function.
• Urea (BUN - Blood Urea Nitrogen) – Evaluates kidney health.
• Cystatin C – More precise kidney function marker than creatinine.

Lipid Panel (Cholesterol & Heart Health):​

• Total Cholesterol – Measures overall cholesterol.
• LDL (Low-Density Lipoprotein, "bad" cholesterol)
• HDL (High-Density Lipoprotein, "good" cholesterol)
• Triglycerides – Fat levels in the blood.
• Apolipoprotein B (ApoB) – More accurate marker of cardiovascular risk.

Hormone Tests:​

• Free Testosterone – Measures bioavailable testosterone.
• Estrogen (Estradiol and others) – Assesses estrogen levels.
• TSH (Thyroid-Stimulating Hormone) – Checks thyroid function.
• Free T3 (Triiodothyronine, FT3) – Active thyroid hormone level.
• Free T4 (Thyroxine, FT4) – Precursor to T3, assesses thyroid function.

Complete Blood Count (CBC) & Blood Composition:​

• Red Blood Cell Count (RBC) – Measures oxygen-carrying cells.
• Hematocrit (Hct) – Percentage of blood volume occupied by RBCs.

I also would like to get a skull CT scan and check my growth plates, I'd really appreciate if someone would help with those?

 

[mangacel]

idk where you live but in some places there are independant clinics where you dont need an prescription for the blood tests


ct scan is probably alot harder

 

[mewingmaxxer]

idk where you live but in some places there are independant clinics where you dont need an prescription for the blood tests


ct scan is probably alot harder

I can get testing but I need to pay for it and I'm really want to. If a doctor prescribes it insurance would pay for it

also there's no way I'd convince my parents to do a random blood test on very specific values

for CT scan and radiograph (x-ray) there's also labs for that where I live but again payment is the main issue

 

[mangacel]

I can get testing but I need to pay for it and I'm really want to. If a doctor prescribes it insurance would pay for it

also there's no way I'd convince my parents to do a random blood test on very specific values

maybe you can just ask it in like a basic way, like can i get just basic tests for ...., dont say the specific values

for CT scan and radiograph (x-ray) there's also labs for that where I live but again payment is the main issue

i see

honestly man as long as you dont feel bad and you arent doing crazy dosages i wouldnt even bother if you risk getting caught by your parents.
how old are you?

 

[mewingmaxxer]

maybe you can just ask it in like a basic way, like can i get just basic tests for ...., dont say the specific values

i dont think theyd say directly yes to anything i ask them for and if i do theyd be very worried 100%

like yk if i go and ask to get hormones tested or liver values theyll probably think smth is wrong

honestly man as long as you dont feel bad and you arent doing crazy dosages i wouldnt even bother if you risk getting caught by your parents.

i dont have anything ordered yet im just tryna check as a precaution, cause if i got any health issues imana fix that first (along with exercise plan, sleep, diet etc) i wont just jump into it
and dw i wont get caught i already got a plan for everything, its not about getting caught its about them being worried

how old are you?

middle of puberty, wont mention exact numbers anywhere