What do you plan on telling your employer when the time comes for surgery

[Acquiescence]

I just know I’m gonna get JFL’d out of the room. I can feel it

“You need a month off for a WHAT-o-plasty???”

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Good evening sir. I am regretful to inform you that unfortunately I will be needing to take 18 consecutive months off of work so I can recover from my orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure length and a 12 mm quadrangular modified Le Fort 3 as described by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Le Fort I with 5 degrees of counterclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancement on top of a chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ante-face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer (who I can not afford to go to). Also my Almond eye surgery (Dr. Taban style), meaning with lateral canthopexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression, and an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Made with Peek not silicone and also with 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, it will be recontoured to a wide square style.

Thank you!

 

[high_ltn]

Good evening sir. I am regretful to inform you that unfortunately I will be needing to take 18 consecutive months off of work so I can recover from my orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure length and a 12 mm quadrangular modified Le Fort 3 as described by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Le Fort I with 5 degrees of counterclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancement on top of a chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ante-face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer (who I can not afford to go to). Also my Almond eye surgery (Dr. Taban style), meaning with lateral canthopexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression, and an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Made with Peek not silicone and also with 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, it will be recontoured to a wide square style.

Thank you!

good way of stating it

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

I’ve always wondered this, even if you’re able to take a month off there will still be swelling and it’ll eventually become obvious you got surgery for cosmetic purposes, wouldn’t that foster some kind of jealously with the people you work with?

 

[zemult]

I am my own employer and don't have a social life so this is thankfully not a problem for me

Parents on the other hand will be a task

 

[xzylecrey]

Yeah idk abt this one but i got time to think abt it

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

I’ve always wondered this, even if you’re able to take a month off there will still be swelling and it’ll eventually become obvious you got surgery for cosmetic purposes, wouldn’t that foster some kind of jealously with the people you work with?

get fat and grow a beard

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Good evening sir. I am regretful to inform you that unfortunately I will be needing to take 18 consecutive months off of work so I can recover from my orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure length and a 12 mm quadrangular modified Le Fort 3 as described by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Le Fort I with 5 degrees of counterclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancement on top of a chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ante-face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer (who I can not afford to go to). Also my Almond eye surgery (Dr. Taban style), meaning with lateral canthopexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression, and an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Made with Peek not silicone and also with 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, it will be recontoured to a wide square style.

Thank you!

 

[geenk worg]

I already informed my boss months before so it wouldn't be too odd

 

[LEFORT17]

I am my own employer and don't have a social life so this is thankfully not a problem for me

Parents on the other hand will be a task

what u gonna get

 

[ssxjdgh]

Don't tell them anything. Just do what I did and book a few weeks off jfl

 

[BimaxPLZ]

just take some days off work

 

[tweaqo]

Depends what ur getting. You can almost always larp medical purposes.

Any eye surgery: Graves’ disease(hyperthyroidism): larp orbital decompression

Any jaw surgery: just say it was dental issues or mouth or throat cancer etc.

 

[BimaxPLZ]

Depends what ur getting. You can almost always larp medical purposes.

Any eye surgery: Graves’ disease(hyperthyroidism): larp orbital decompression

Any jaw surgery: just say it was dental issues or mouth or throat cancer etc.

jaw surgery just say "sleep apnea"

 

[tweaqo]

jaw surgery just say "sleep apnea"

Yeah true but I think some people think some people think jaw surgery is just silicone implants or jaw implants and shit. So would think ur still crazy idk

 

[LEFORT17]

Yeah true but I think some people think some people think jaw surgery is just silicone implants or jaw implants and shit. So would think ur still crazy idk

bite problems probably the easiest one

 

[Acquiescence]

just take some days off work

 

[Prøphet]

I’ve always wondered this, even if you’re able to take a month off there will still be swelling and it’ll eventually become obvious you got surgery for cosmetic purposes, wouldn’t that foster some kind of jealously with the people you work with?

Larp like Zac efron or nocturnalkent

If you’re dedicated enough to the Larp it becomes the truth

 

[Foreverbrad]

I was actually an incel and borderline lunatic the whole time and not the boring and forgettable hard worker you thought I was. Ahahaha. Bye normies I fucking despise you all.

Tbh that will be after surgery though, before I’m going to do my best to frame it as medical as I really want the extra free money.

 

[zemult]

what u gonna get

Fat grafts and implants

 

[hunnidrounds]

I just know I’m gonna get JFL’d out of the room. I can feel it

“You need a month off for a WHAT-o-plasty???”