What do you say when someone asks if you're a virgin?

[certifiedeskimo]

what do you say? I mean there's obviously a reason they ask, they probably think you look like a virgin, so either way they won't beleive you if you say no.

I have seen an indian from my class simply avoid the question and change subjects, but I feel like that just makes it more obvious.

 

[mrmogger2882]

They don’t believe it. And when they ask why “Then I say I’m waiting until I’m 25, so when my frontal lobe is fully developed I can make irrational decision”

I only speak to retards so they say “that makes sense” even thought they don’t know what half the things I said

 

[certifiedeskimo]

They don’t believe it. And when they ask why “Then I say I’m waiting until I’m 25, so when my frontal lobe is fully developed I can make irrational decision”

I only speak to retards so they say “that makes sense” even thought they don’t know what half the things I said

damm, if i say im not, then they don't beleive it.

 

[mrmogger2882]

damm, if i say im not, then they don't beleive it.

Just say they are too young to understand

 

[noonespecial]

Say dnrd sex haver

 

[Kanye West's Cousin]

Back before escortceling I would tell them the truth, that I was a virgin.

 

[Entschuldigung]

Being virgin >>>

 

[spermium]

Depends how well and how defendably you can larp jfl. Better to say yes if they can figure it out themselves, larp otherwise