What does a black nigga like me need to do to slay?

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I'm literally trying hard to try to get laid but I need some advice since I'm one of the 13 or so other niggas at my uni :feelsgood:
 
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can do status halo by becoming NBA player or a rapper or just use cream that makes your skin lighter and im assuming you have a big dick since your black so you can use BBC halo and im assuming you have a lean muscular figure too which can help you slay.
 
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I'm literally trying hard to try to get laid but I need some advice since I'm one of the 13 or so other niggas at my uni :feelsgood:
NIGGA SO EASY
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Get hair like this early sosa
hella niggas in chiraq drill it looks so nice bryh DREADS or wtv they called
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lil nahmir looked aight with them too
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can do status halo by becoming NBA player or a rapper or just use cream that makes your skin lighter and im assuming you have a big dick since your black so you can use BBC halo and im assuming you have a lean muscular figure too which can help you slay.
best reply on here:lul:
 
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I'm black too, specifically Somali.
It really depends what kind of girls you're going for. But for general tips I'd say get high top dreads similar to uzi/carti, these are an EXTREME halo and so many ugly niggas start getting pussy after getting dreads. Hit the gym if you aren't already, so you fill that "muscular black guy" niche. Some people might say to dress like a Hypebeast but it really doesn't matter as long as your shit isn't baggy and fits you well.

If you do these things + your face isn't ugly + you're 5'10 or taller you will do perfectly fine. Also if your dick is big wear grey Nike sweatpants.
 
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yea unironically get dreads
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ken carson and destroy lonely are unironically some of the ugliest people i've seen but they fashionmaxxed rappermaxxed so hard their face means nothing

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srsly if ur uglier than them (i doubt) then maybe its over but just nichemaxx hard.
 
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just show the girls your mega monster big dick :ogre:
 
I'm literally trying hard to try to get laid but I need some advice since I'm one of the 13 or so other niggas at my uni :feelsgood:
Just have a BBC, there is no such thing as a blackcel, fuck off.
 
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Do you cucks know that dick length is the same for blacks and whites and most blacks aren't big like in the porn YOU watch
I don't even watch porn, I'm just saying blackcels are mentalcels.
 
Their sexual life seems so easy, they don't suffer the same issues as us. They have issues in their lives, but not to do with this.
 
Their sexual life seems so easy, they don't suffer the same issues as us. They have issues in their lives, but not to do with this.
Or maybe you're looking only at the successful ones, ignoring the rest
 
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You need to transfer to a more diverse uni.
 
1. Blacks people don’t have bigger dicks on average. 2. Getting into the nba is one in 10 million you idiot
Your acting as if girls know this, they the same species that think a 6”3 Lanklet will protect them better than a 5”5 mma fighter :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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Your acting as if girls know this, they the same species that think a 6”3 Lanklet will protect them better than a 5”5 mma fighter :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
MMA fighter in a street fight gets murdered. Stay in your cage pussy
 
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