What does ass in yoga pants FEEL LIKE?

[GorgeousDevil]

I've dedicated my life to staring at girls asses in yoga pants, I've even become quite the pro runner simply by running around and around the park looking for yoga pants runners to run closely behind, but the irony is I have no idea what yoga pants actually feel like!

Since I'm now in my late thirties I'm now beginning to think that I will never experience the feel, so I was wondering: If I can get my cheap-ass dad to pay me a Thailand ticket, could I find escorts there that would dress up on yoga pants for me?

If so how long can I squeeze my face between their ass cheeks before it gets weird? I know that escorts are payed to satisfy whatever it is that I want, but I'm worried that she will think I'm weird if she's just bending over in dead silence as my face is just pressed motionless between her buttcheeks for like 20 minutes..

 

[Gengar]

bro just wear yoga pants and grab your own ass

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Schizoidcel]

Yoga pants should be banned like make-up tbh, it's false advertising

 

[pisslord]

 

[GorgeousDevil]

bro just wear yoga pants and grab your own ass

dumb lol, I've thought about buying some yoga pants as masturbation aid but how am I supposed to tell my dad "uhm can I have some money to buy girls yoga pants?"

 

[Deleted member 685]

dumb lol, I've thought about buying some yoga pants as masturbation aid but how am I supposed to tell my dad "uhm can I have some money to buy girls yoga pants?"

You're like 30 have to ask your dad? Fucking loser

 

[karbo]

bro just wear yoga pants and grab your own ass

 

[Vidyacoper]

You're like 30 have to ask your dad? Fucking loser

LATE THIRTIES EVEN

 

[Deleted member 685]

LATE THIRTIES EVEN

I'm dead

 

[godsmistake]

why would you care about their opinion?