What does it mean if a girl does the splits in front of you?

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A girl told me “watch this, you’re gonna be shocked” and then did the splits right in front of me :what:

I was speechless and didn’t know what to say. It was impressive tho :3
 
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A girl told me “watch this, you’re gonna be shocked” and then did the splits right in front of me :what:

I was speechless and didn’t know what to say. It was impressive tho :3
She was probably just fishing for compliments, looking for simps to add to her collection, etc.
 
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i'd give he the thumbs up sarcastically but secretly want to fuck her tight pink virgin pussy
 
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I have no reason to lie about this. Bragging to incels does nothing for me

She was probably just fishing for compliments, looking for simps to add to her collection, etc.
She’s also annoying and sometimes bullies me. She always tries to get me involved in stuff
 
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I have no reason to lie about this. Bragging to incels does nothing for me


She’s also annoying and sometimes bullies me. She always tries to get me involved in stuff
well what the fuck nigga. make a move, chad
 
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She want you to see that phat ass
 
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well what the fuck nigga. make a move, chad
I’m not a chad. I’m autistic and she knows that. She’s probably teasing me to make herself feel better 💔
 
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I’m not a chad. I’m autistic and she knows that. She’s probably teasing me to make herself feel better 💔
you gotta read her body language
 
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A girl told me “watch this, you’re gonna be shocked” and then did the splits right in front of me :what:

I was speechless and didn’t know what to say. It was impressive tho :3
means you gotta go holy gazole and let that boner shine thru ur shorts:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
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