What happened to @joao

[turkproducer]

@joao i miss you

 

[Ritalincel]

roped

 

[turkproducer]

roped

Thanks BOT!

 

[Deleted member 2634]

he is fine

 

[joao]

@joao i miss you

Why my friend??
why do you miss me??

 

[Petsmart]

Why my friend??
why do you miss me??

You’re a legend bro

 

[joao]

You’re a legend bro

why??

 

[Petsmart]

why??

no questions just embrace your new legendary status

 

[joao]

no questions just embrace your new legendary status

thank you man, but I would like to understand why bro...

 

[Deleted member 2012]

Why my friend??
why do you miss me??

because you're the best looking midget slayer

 

[joao]

because you're the best looking midget slayer

tyrion lannister is even shorter than me..

 

[Andromeda88]

 

[Deleted member 2012]

tyrion lannister is even shorter than me..

I mean yeah I'm a turbo manlet too at 5'5, but the real tyrion lannister is 4'8

 

[turkproducer]

I mean yeah I'm a turbo manlet too at 5'5, but the real tyrion lannister is 4'8

idk how u cope at this height, i am 5’8-9 and depressed about it everyday.

 

[joao]

idk how u cope at this height, i am 5’8-9 and depressed about it everyday.

what about 5'3?? Do you think my face can save me??

 

[turkproducer]

what about 5'3?? Do you think my face can save me??

Are you not 165 cm?

 

[joao]

164 cm

 

[turkproducer]

164 cm

You’re 5’4.7 then so basically 5’5

 

[joao]

hm...
but I was with shoes when they measured and I dont know if they take it into account

 

[turkproducer]

hm...
but I was with shoes when they measured and I dont know if they take it into account

Go measure then mate

 

[Petsmart]

what about 5'3?? Do you think my face can save me??

ur face definitely saves you because 5’3 people are heavily disadvantaged

 

[turkproducer]

hm...
but I was with shoes when they measured and I dont know if they take it into account

Anyway if I were you

I would stretch, fix posture, hopefully you reach 5’4

then wear lifts until you can get LL

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[turkproducer]

ur face definitely saves you because 5’3 people are heavily disadvantaged

He’s probably 5’4 tbh but still turbo manlet lol

 

[joao]

ur face definitely saves you because 5’3 people are heavily disadvantaged

So I am saved besides being 5'3...it means my face is very good... how much would you rate me??

 

[Andromeda88]

 

[Petsmart]

So I am saved besides being 5'3...it means my face is very good... how much would you rate me??

I’d personally say 6 psl

 

[Deleted member 2012]

idk how u cope at this height, i am 5’8-9 and depressed about it everyday.

I cope with my face and because I'm rich. Also, when you are this short getting heightmogged is the norm so you just stop feeling bad about it after some time. Instead, when you happen to heightmog another man even by 1-2 inches you get dopamine rushes. But I'm still taller than most women. My height is the average girl height in the US, in my home country the average girl height is 5'3. But I wear lifts to be 5'6 and then I can height mog the majority of girls instead of being in the middle. And I get with shorter girls so it's not over. Once a girl that heightmogged me had a huge crush on me, my first kiss was with her

 

[turkproducer]

I cope with my face and because I'm rich. Also, when you are this short getting heightmogged is the norm so you just stop feeling bad about it after some time. Instead, when you happen to heightmog another man even by 1-2 inches you get dopamine rushes. But I'm still taller than most women. My height is the average girl height in the US, in my home country the average girl height is 5'3. But I wear lifts to be 5'6 and then I can height mog the majority of girls instead of being in the middle. And I get with shorter girls so it's not over. Once a girl that heightmogged me had a huge crush on me, my first kiss was with her

Average height for woman is not 5’5 in USA lol

 

[joao]

@joao i miss you

How are you bro?

 

[joao]

@joao i miss you

Miss u to brother