What happens when u lie on Ur CV?

[Deleted member 5189]

In minecraft.

Is it against the law?

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Lifetime jail

 

[Deleted member 6403]

whats a cv

 

[Deleted member 5969]

I dont think so

 

[Deleted member 5969]

whats a cv

Resume

 

[Deleted member 5189]

whats a cv

black ppl b like

 

[Deleted member 10042]

The police come over and arrest you+ your mum,dad and dog

 

[Warlord]

your dog is kill

 

[Deleted member 5189]

The police come over and arrest you+ your mum,dad and dog

your dog is kill

Whats u guys obsession with dogs

 

[Deleted member 10042]

your dog is kill

U speak the English?

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Whats u guys obsession with dogs

Dogs are cute plus you can pick up stacies with them when they are puppies

 

[Deleted member 5189]

U speak the English?

I don't think he does not

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Dogs are cute plus you can pick up stacies with them when they are puppies

Cope

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Cope

I need plastic surgery to pick up Stacey but im too poor

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I need plastic surgery to pick up Stacey but im too poor

Same

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Same

Bimax? Implants?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Bimax? Implants?

I dunno anything about surgery ngl.

All I know is that I need to improve my eye area cuz I look like mesut özil with all the upper and lower eyelid visible

I need my ears reduced in size cuz I have the same ears as Gary lineker

Need my nose to be made less Jewish

I need my lips to be made thinner because they're fat fishy duck lips like Elliot Rodger's

And I need surgery on my jaw cuz my lower third is fucking tiny in comparison to the rest of my head, making me look like an alien

And I also need laser treatment on the veins on my face

 

[Deleted member 6380]

your dog gets tortured

 

[Deleted member 5189]

your dog gets tortured

Fuck off

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Fuck off

bro? you forgot about ladies first?