What i would name my dick if i had to.

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Jideck.
Something primal,guttural and with lots of consonants.
Something that perfectly encapsulates, girth, brown skin color, temperature and length in just a few vowels.
No limp ass 4x5 cuck's cock could be named Jideck.
Only something with power.
 
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@Laqi 's dick is probably named tom or something gay
 
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Was doubtful at first but I get what u mean
 
I already named my dick
 
It's called Johnson because it's 8 inches in length and 7 inches in girth.
Its called johnson because everyone else calls it that.
 

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