What if a 48 year old Shaniqua chased @optimisticzoomer

[klip11]

So a 300 lbs 48 year old Shaniqua chases @optimisticzoomer and is yelling "salutations" while she chases him. What happens next?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

She'd probably tire after 10 seconds, and start sweating. Then @cromagnon would appear with a napkin. "Here you go ma'am" he'd say. He'd be dressed in a suit for his special lady