what if eating KFC turned you into a bbc

[ihatereddit]

the more fried chickin you eat the BBCer you become
so if your diet is nothing but kfc you become a vantablack nigger or something and if you eat it occasionally you become mullato mogger

 

[human304]

you must have missed this detailed thread, with scientific explanation.

"KFC and Watermelon" diet responsible for Height and Big Dick (BBC)

KFC and Watermelon, (fried chicken and watermelon) the staple diet that has been the trademark of African origin people living in European colonies around the world. due to the ease of farming and high yield , chicken and watermelon became the staple of Black Communities. lard (left over pig...

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[optimisticzoomer]

you must have missed this detailed thread, with scientific explanation.

"KFC and Watermelon" diet responsible for Height and Big Dick (BBC)

KFC and Watermelon, (fried chicken and watermelon) the staple diet that has been the trademark of African origin people living in European colonies around the world. due to the ease of farming and high yield , chicken and watermelon became the staple of Black Communities. lard (left over pig...

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[6PSLcel]

So I’d get a BBC, 20 inches to my vertical, enhanced fast twitch muscle fiber count and lower myostatin as well ?