What if Haitian cannibals eat jason Voorhees meat and get a crazy case of diarrhea?

[klip11]

What if Haitian cannibals capture, cook and eat @Jason Voorhees but after they eat him, they get runny, green diarrhea? And they are on the toilet for hours shitting out smelly liquid doo doo that used to be @Jason Voorhees and the bathroom is stinking so bad.

@raabla
@TechnoBoss
@optimisticzoomer what happens next?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

You will be there to clean eat because haitians will hold you hostage and sell your organs for money. Then they will roast you over a grill and sell it at as bat meat to chinamen and start covid again.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

@cromagnon

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Nigga begging @Jason Voorhees for BDC

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I'd imagine someone of the likes of @Xangsane would have to clean it up

 

[Deleted member 24671]

chatgpt ahh thread

 

[klip11]

I'd imagine someone of the likes of @Xangsane would have to clean it up

He would get a Haitian squishy squishy foid in return

 

[optimisticzoomer]

He would get a Haitian squishy squishy foid in return

Are chinks getting blacked now too?

 

[klip11]

Are chinks getting blacked now too?

Yes.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yes.

Over for @thecel