What if Jason Voorhees is nice to a retail worker that turns out to be a Haitian cannibal?

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So @Jason Voorhees is nice to a retail worker that is a Haitian cannibal. The cannibal follows him outside and kills him with a spear. He then prepares roast beef out of @Jason Voorhees meat and invites his fellow retail workers over for dinner. What happens next?

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true
 
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What if hes puerto rican
 
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He already is
 
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I think youre not black
You must be a white that larps
 
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@Jason Voorhees please let us know you're ok
 
@Jason Voorhees retail workers that are Haitian cannibals haven't eaten you yet? That's a relief
 
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