What if Lord Farquaad from Shrek was taller?

[Deleted member 3832]

What if he was taller? What if he was about 190 cm?

 

[Alt Number 3]

 

[Deleted member 3832]

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The fuck.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Lord Farquaad's character design is putting face and skull theory to their greatest test, which they unarguably fail, tragically.

But it shall be forgiven, for it is pretty damn hard to compensate for a literal child body.

 

[JMax]

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I remember back as an early teen when I was too stupid to relaize that showering twice a day and brushing my hair is only going to do damage the curls,
and so it came that for 2 years I walked around with Lord Farquaad's hair.

 

[Deleted member 3832]

I remember back as an early teen when I was too stupid to relaize that showering twice a day and brushing my hair is only going to do damage the curls,
and so it came that for 2 years I walked around with Lord Farquaad's hair.

Basically don't use anything that's not natural theory.

 

[Gonthar]

What if he was taller? What if he was about 190 cm?

He would still be an asshole.

 

[BigBiceps]

Basically don't use anything that's not natural theory.

Just have greasy hair theory.