Just tell them you got hit by a car. If you ascend, all the foids will virtue signal for you and then fuck you once you recover. If you end up looking like a chimp, then it's over and you need to go into isolation.then have to explain to people that you are getting an autistic surgery and will be swollen for like a month.
It's not like you can tell them the truth, they will just think less of you.
Please list good explanations you can tell people
Seems legit, but if only your face is affected people wont believe it
most people dont even know what that is
If they ask you though. It'll spread like wildfire if you ascend. Then they might be encouraged to look up this surgery.
Couldn't come up with a better way to tell people that you're genetic trash that snores.
They won't be able to see the rest of your body.
Just raise the competition theory. Every normie in your social circle will get a sleep study and ascend with surgery. That's why you tell them you got hit by a car. Maybe some of the normies will walk into traffic and looksmin themselves.If they ask you though. It'll spread like wildfire if you ascend. Then they might be encouraged to look up this surgery.
You have sleep apnea, correct? Is it easy to fraud?
Depends . Maybe if you get overweight. Mine is due to underlying recession.
definitely
Literally no one cares that you got a surgery for snoring. Everyone will care if you got a cosmetic jaw surgery. Muh genetic trash is a looksmax meme people won’t hold it against you irl.
no if you them them its specifically for your surgery than they will think you have to have a legit medical problem to get it when in reality its not trueIf they ask you though. It'll spread like wildfire if you ascend. Then they might be encouraged to look up this surgery.
"I got surgery for [insert functional reason]." It's legit that simple, they might have one or two follow up questions after htat but they won't give you a hard time if they actually like you.then have to explain to people that you are getting an autistic surgery and will be swollen for like a month.
Realize that most people don’t give a shot about you and probably won’t even notice the change. Just ghost them for a month and say you are on vacation. Then say the swelling should be enough to say you had tooth extraction and it had complications so it takes longerthen have to explain to people that you are getting an autistic surgery and will be swollen for like a month.
It's not like you can tell them the truth, they will just think less of you.
Please list good explanations you can tell people
