What if you were alive in the middle ages and jason Voorhees was in the inquisition??

[klip11]

You are alive during the 1500s and you are arrested for heresy and taken in front of the inquisitor and the inquisitor is @Jason Voorhees ?? What do you do?

@raabla
@galaxygas
@grungymallard97
@TechnoBoss
@cromagnon
@FaceandBBC

 

[FaceandBBC]

If I were alive in the 1500s, my black ass would be on the cotton fields.

 

[klip11]

If I were alive in the 1500s, my black ass would be on the cotton fields.

Jfl the 1500s was before slavery

 

[Jason Voorhees]

If I were alive in the 1500s, my black ass would be on the cotton fields.

More like catching fish in congo river with a spear

 

[klip11]

More like catching fish in congo river with a spear

Would he have a snowbunny girlfriend?

 

[grungymallard97]

You are alive during the 1500s and you are arrested for heresy and taken in front of the inquisitor and the inquisitor is @Jason Voorhees ?? What do you do?

@raabla
@galaxygas
@grungymallard97
@TechnoBoss
@cromagnon
@FaceandBBC

Accept my crime and get ready for unbearable torture

 

[klip11]

Accept my crime and get ready for unbearable torture

What if @Jason Voorhees said you could be pardoned from your crime if you let him tickle you?

 

[Poopless One]

Id tell him his dead ass mother smelled of Elderberries. Then Id piss myself and run away.

 

[klip11]

Id tell him his dead ass mother smelled of Elderberries. Then Id piss myself and run away.

@Jason Voorhees look what he said!!!!

 

[grungymallard97]

What if @Jason Voorhees said you could be pardoned from your crime if you let him tickle you?

as long as it’s him doing the tickling I’m chill with that