What if you were dating a Stacy and she let out a very stinking fart

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You're dating a 9/10 European Stacy and she let out a nasty, stinking fart that smelled like rotten eggs and spoiled milk. It makes you cough and gag. She tries to blame it on the 60 year old Indian man next to her, but you know it's her. Would you still date her?
 
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I'd beat up the Indian to defend her honor

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well, really just because she gave me an excuse, tbh
 
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would sniff her ass tbh
 
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would sniff her ass tbh
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Imagine the smell.

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fuck her in the middle of the restaurant to assert social dominance
 
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Drake the type of guy to float in the air when he smells pie.
Drake the type of guy to point a gun at the protagonist and say “any last words” before being shot by the protagonist’s love interest and then she goes “you know how long I been wanting to do that?” and helps the protagonist back to his feet
 
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I'd beat up the Indian to defend her honor

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well, really just because she gave me an excuse, tbh
Why do you want to beat up an old Indian man?
 
@cromagnon who is weirder klip or @WeiWei
 
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Least weirdest thread on .org

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I'd bury my entire face deep inside her white ass and start grabbing them cheeks like cushy pillows and make them clap by a slap in 5 second intervals. Those mighty cheeks would keep on bouncing back so hard that the entire McDonald's would be able to hear it.
I'd perform the grand finale by tongue-punching her rectum, I'd go in like a snake: Infra-red vision!
 
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