What is the craziest/most desperate thing you have tried to get laid?

[saffacel]

Can you top this:

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Not getting laid but tried to sell my soul to the devil for looks.

 

[Ascensionrequired]

In my early 20's I once pretended to be a hot shot drug producer, rented a BMW m4 and visibly stacked a couple of thousand bucks in the mid cupholder. It worked.

 

[Deleted member 5583]

Never tried to get laid and never got laid yet

 

[Entschuldigung]

Paying

 

[Deleted member 5875]

demonic ritual ngl

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Offered a girl who lived in like a shelter a place in my rented room. Jfl

 

[tulasdanslos]

I was trying to hybristophiliamax by becoming a murderer- suffice to say that mf'er is still alive and I'm still an incel, an incel on meds even. Talk about being hoist by my own petard.

 

[saffacel]

Not getting laid but tried to sell my soul to the devil for looks.

demonic ritual ngl

Can't say I am too surprised that others here have tried occultmaxxing.

Offered a girl who lived in like a shelter a place in my rented room. Jfl

Could have worked, used similar strategies to get laid once or twice.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Could have worked, used similar strategies to get laid once or twice.

Did it actually work for you? Jfl

 

[Gonthar]

Not getting laid but tried to sell my soul to the devil for looks.

And what happened?

demonic ritual ngl

Did it work?

 

[Deleted member 2506]

talk to girl at party

worked

 

[Deleted member 5875]

And what happened?

Did it work?

nope i sacrificed a 2 month year old baby for nothing

 

[Deleted member 1560]

And what happened?

Did it work?

Too high inhib to do it and also partly it felt too tedious

 

[saffacel]

Could have worked, used similar strategies to get laid once or twice.

yeah, stayed by the beach for a while so got girls who were cold and had nowhere to go, one of them may have been homeless though on reflection.

Did it work?

jfl, not sure they would be busy posting here if they succesfully sold their souls. If you want to try one occult method you can try the mind power stuff, lots of ppl believe it works, multiple forums with dedicated sections on it. Lipstickalley have actually stickied a book with similar methods on their forum.

I tried it on a chick that had already rejected me, at the time thought it might have been working when she came to work with makeup (wasn't doing that before) and asked me flirtatiously what I thought. Could have been in my head though. Then I got released soon after though.

She has checked up on me once or twice since though.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

nope i sacrificed a 2 month year old baby for nothing

shoul have tried with an older one

 

[WannaBeA6]

walked 40 min at midnight on a rural area to get 4G signal and call for an Uber to travel another 20 min

 

[Gonthar]

Lipstickalley have actually stickied a book with similar methods on their forum.

I tried it on a chick that had already rejected me, at the time thought it might have been working when she came to work with makeup (wasn't doing that before) and asked me flirtatiously what I thought. Could have been in my head though. Then I got released soon after though.

What's the book?

 

[saffacel]

Mind power seduction by amargi hillier? supposed to work great for people you see regularly i.e at school or work

What's the book?

if you were asking about the lipstick alley book it's pussy whip or smthng by lanie stevens