what is this mogger hairstyle my cousin did

[ascendedd]

how do i get this hairstyle? what do i say to barber? does it have a specific name? would it look good without a beard?

 

[Vengeance]

Just ask for the 'dick sucker trim'. They'll know.

 

[ascendedd]

Just ask for the 'dick sucker'. They'll know.

i am serious rn man, i need this hairstyle

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Zoomer E-boy haircut. Ultra-hyper generic in 2022.

 

[szolliontaraelis]

I saw at least 15 dudes today with hair like this, and I've been only out for 10 minutes

 

[ascendedd]

Zoomer E-boy haircut. Ultra-hyper generic in 2022.

its not generic here yet, i can take advantage. Wdy think?

 

[Vengeance]

i am serious rn man, i need this hairstyle

There is no fucking name jfl. Just show the picture to the barber

 

[ascendedd]

I saw at least 15 dudes today with hair like this, and I've been only out for 10 minutes

JFL i seen none, i can take advantage of it before it becomes too generic here

 

[Deleted member 23286]

its not generic here yet, i can take advantage. Wdy think?

I personally hate it, since it shows that the person who has this look is either a ginormous faggot or a person who doesn't like to comb his hair properly. Both are shitty.
You can go with it if you like, I'm not telling you what to do, obviously.

 

[Deleted member 16515]

taper fade It looks like

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Just ask for the 'dick sucker trim'. They'll know.

 

[Deleted member 16515]

looks good without a beard

show these pics to the barber or ask for a taper fade

 

[ascendedd]

looks good without a beard
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show these pics to the barber or ask for a taper fade

and what about my top hair, will it stay like that? my top hair is extremely faggot

 

[Deleted member 16515]

and what about my top hair, will it stay like that? my top hair is extremely faggot
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that's something you need to sort out asap
the taper fade is just for the sides
fix that disgusting abomination that you call hair rn

 

[Deleted member 23286]

and what about my top hair, will it stay like that? my top hair is extremely faggot
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Sers...
You need to do the needful...
Cut the hair and make it short on the sides

 

[ascendedd]

that's something you need to sort out asap
the taper fade is just for the sides
fix that disgusting abomination that you call hair rn

how do i fix it bro, its always like that, even when i brush it or comb it... its puffy,thin,straight long hair

 

[ascendedd]

Sers...
You need to do the needful...
Cut the hair and make it short on the sides

the problem is, i dont know what type of cutting i should go for. whenever i go to barber, i jsut tell him "half cut my hair from all sides"

 

[Deleted member 23286]

the problem is, i dont know what type of cutting i should go for. whenever i go to barber, i jsut tell him "half cut my hair from all sides"

Show him an image of the hair you want to imitate.
I know it's super faggy to do but you have to do it sometimes. Trust me.

 

[Deleted member 16515]

how do i fix it bro, its always like that, even when i brush it or comb it... its puffy,thin,straight long hair

it looks like you have a fucking patch on your head
use argan oil
try different hairstyles
hair is so easy to fix and you're still living with subhuman hair

 

[ascendedd]

Show him an image of the hair you want to imitate.
I know it's super faggy to do but you have to do it sometimes. Trust me.

ok, so i should just show them the image of the cutting my cousin did? or do u recommend something else for my hairstyle?

 

[ascendedd]

it looks like you have a fucking patch on your head
use argan oil
try different hairstyles
hair is so easy to fix and you're still living with subhuman hair

i tried doing diff hairstyles, but after i move my head a few cm, all my hair goes back to their natural messy positions jfl

 

[Deleted member 23286]

ok, so i should just show them the image of the cutting my cousin did? or do u recommend something else for my hairstyle?

Trust your instincts lad. What you feel best IS best.

 

[ascendedd]

Trust your instincts lad. What you feel best IS best.

alright fam, i got u

 

[Deleted member 16515]

i tried doing diff hairstyles, but after i move my head a few cm, all my hair goes back to their natural messy positions jfl

it takes time and effort I think
just experiment with your hair at different lengths and you will get it eventually