What kind of guys do ya like to rape most?

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This is something I dwell on quite a bit. Some guys are more fun to rape than others. Personally I really like raping gym bros. They're always easy to find because gyms are so popular across America.

Usually I'll find a planet fitness and sneak in. If I'm stopped by the dudes at the front counter I'll just say I'm meeting a friend who's back using the tanning beds. 9/10 times they'll just tell me to go ahead and forget about me. Then I'll hide in one of the bathroom stalls with my kit. I always carry a grey man purse that's got a jar of Vaseline and a sawed off broomstick handle inside it. Once I'm in the stall I squat up on the toilet seat Asian style so nobody can tell there's anyone in there. When a muscular gym bro comes in to relieve himself I spring off the toilet perch and grab onto them real hard around the mid section. When I get them subdued I let them know the deal. I always give them the same briefing.

I say, "Listen up bitch. I'm only gonna say this once. When I let go of you here in a second my finger's going in that butt. You're going to thank me and you're going to call me sir. After my finger this here Vaseline covered broomstick handle's going to go up there......"

You can imagine how the rest of it goes. Anyways, how about you guys. What kind of guys do you like to rape?

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@FastBananaCEO
@loyolaxavvierretard
@RichardSpencel
@Salludon
 
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This is something I dwell on quite a bit. Some guys are more fun to rape than others. Personally I really like raping gym bros. They're always easy to find because gyms are so popular across America.

Usually I'll find a planet fitness and sneak in. If I'm stopped by the dudes at the front counter I'll just say I'm meeting a friend who's back using the tanning beds. 9/10 times they'll just tell me to go ahead and forget about me. Then I'll hide in one of the bathroom stalls with my kit. I always carry a grey man purse that's got a jar of Vaseline and a sawed off broomstick handle inside it. Once I'm in the stall I squat up on the toilet seat Asian style so nobody can tell there's anyone in there. When a muscular gym bro comes in to relieve himself I spring off the toilet perch and grab them real around the mid section. When I get them subdued I let them know the deal. I always give them the same briefing.

I say, "Listen up bitch. I'm only gonna say this once. When I let go of you here in a second my finger's going in that butt. You're going to thank me and you're going to call me sir. After my finger this here Vaseline covered broomstick handle's going to go up there......"

You can imagine how the rest of it goes. Anyways, how about you guys. What kind of guys do you like to rape?

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@FastBananaCEO
@loyolaxavvierretard
@RichardSpencel
@Salludon
First
 
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Lets see who Paul Allen likes to rape first
 
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rape white boys
 
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how would your wife feel about you making these types of evil threads Lefty? I don’t think she’d like it one bit
 
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@Clavicular, @Amnesia, what guys do you guys rape?

You can tell a lot about a man by which kind of guys he likes to rape. I know my main man @AstroSky likes to rape nerdy little black guys!
 
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Men do have their masculinity to protect, so... would they say anything after the act?

Am I Right Bill Murray GIF by Groundhog Day
 
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Men do have their masculinity to protect, so... would they say anything after the act?

Am I Right Bill Murray GIF by Groundhog Day
You'd be surprised at how quickly a man can change his demeanor after getting turned out in a Planet Fitness bathroom stall. After I finish they usually just give me a peck on the cheek before prancing out of the gym singing show tunes.
 
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This is something I dwell on quite a bit. Some guys are more fun to rape than others. Personally I really like raping gym bros. They're always easy to find because gyms are so popular across America.

Usually I'll find a planet fitness and sneak in. If I'm stopped by the dudes at the front counter I'll just say I'm meeting a friend who's back using the tanning beds. 9/10 times they'll just tell me to go ahead and forget about me. Then I'll hide in one of the bathroom stalls with my kit. I always carry a grey man purse that's got a jar of Vaseline and a sawed off broomstick handle inside it. Once I'm in the stall I squat up on the toilet seat Asian style so nobody can tell there's anyone in there. When a muscular gym bro comes in to relieve himself I spring off the toilet perch and grab onto them real hard around the mid section. When I get them subdued I let them know the deal. I always give them the same briefing.

I say, "Listen up bitch. I'm only gonna say this once. When I let go of you here in a second my finger's going in that butt. You're going to thank me and you're going to call me sir. After my finger this here Vaseline covered broomstick handle's going to go up there......"

You can imagine how the rest of it goes. Anyways, how about you guys. What kind of guys do you like to rape?

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@FastBananaCEO
@loyolaxavvierretard
@RichardSpencel
@Salludon
Personaly my favorite are train riding hobos. Whenever I see one not too rusty looking I pull out my .45 and make him raise his hands and drop his pants. I rode them young and old, big and small, good looking or ugly, made no difference to me as long as they were human beings.
 
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IMG 9187

Made me think of
 
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You'd be surprised at how quickly a man can change his demeanor after getting turned out in a Planet Fitness bathroom stall. After I finish they usually just give me a peck on the cheek before prancing out of the gym singing show tunes.
Sounds Looksmaxish
 
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This is something I dwell on quite a bit. Some guys are more fun to rape than others. Personally I really like raping gym bros. They're always easy to find because gyms are so popular across America.

Usually I'll find a planet fitness and sneak in. If I'm stopped by the dudes at the front counter I'll just say I'm meeting a friend who's back using the tanning beds. 9/10 times they'll just tell me to go ahead and forget about me. Then I'll hide in one of the bathroom stalls with my kit. I always carry a grey man purse that's got a jar of Vaseline and a sawed off broomstick handle inside it. Once I'm in the stall I squat up on the toilet seat Asian style so nobody can tell there's anyone in there. When a muscular gym bro comes in to relieve himself I spring off the toilet perch and grab onto them real hard around the mid section. When I get them subdued I let them know the deal. I always give them the same briefing.

I say, "Listen up bitch. I'm only gonna say this once. When I let go of you here in a second my finger's going in that butt. You're going to thank me and you're going to call me sir. After my finger this here Vaseline covered broomstick handle's going to go up there......"

You can imagine how the rest of it goes. Anyways, how about you guys. What kind of guys do you like to rape?

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@FastBananaCEO
@loyolaxavvierretard
@RichardSpencel
@Salludon
JFL
 
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Rape black boys
 
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how would your wife feel about you making these types of evil threads Lefty? I don’t think she’d like it one bit
He’s unironically tell her to stfu and get in the kitchen ,he needs to put his son on hgh
 
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I do not. This is odd alt behavior tho.
I like that word. Off and Todd. Guys named Todd. Now those are the type of guys that I like to sexually harass.
 

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