What lens can I use for dick pics?

[RAITEIII]

What lens can I use with an android cel? It only says pro, panorama and that's it I think.

Do i need an special app? I need decent pics ASAP. Cannot fraud too much because its gonna be met IRL but I need to look Decent. Also what type of moisturizer can I use...

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Your best immediate option is to just take a pic far enough so that any lens distortion is minimal or at least negligible.

 

[Gengar]

Your best immediate option is to just take a pic far enough so that any lens distortion is minimal or at least negligible.

Why are you giving him advice?! He will go to jail and you’ll be an accomplice.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

X10 lens with a selfie stick above you

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Why are you giving him advice?! He will go to jail and you’ll be an accomplice.

 

[anoncell]

Dunno about lenses but, make a circle type with two fingers and hold the end of ur penis while flexing chocking it so blood rushes and it looks bigger and veiner then take a pic from upside