asdvek
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These are the things my parents needed to do for me to become a slayer:
Don't buy me a computer or phone, make me go outside n get sun outside and preferably try to hunt small animals like rabbits or squirrels and eat their raw organs n drink raw blood
No seed oils, seeds or grains or plants
No medication, herb, antibiotics or pharmaceutical bullshit
Mother should've ate raw primal diet during pregnancy. Very important.
Diet should've been raw liver, raw eggs, raw milk especially as a prepubescent kid because that's when most of the skull and height development happens
Instead they gave %90 grains and %10 shitty animal products (overcooked and little amounts)
Stop letting me stay up late watching cartoons
That's all I can think of rn theres probably a lot more
But yeah honestly they shouldn't have reproduced
Bum ass retards
Don't buy me a computer or phone, make me go outside n get sun outside and preferably try to hunt small animals like rabbits or squirrels and eat their raw organs n drink raw blood
No seed oils, seeds or grains or plants
No medication, herb, antibiotics or pharmaceutical bullshit
Mother should've ate raw primal diet during pregnancy. Very important.
Diet should've been raw liver, raw eggs, raw milk especially as a prepubescent kid because that's when most of the skull and height development happens
Instead they gave %90 grains and %10 shitty animal products (overcooked and little amounts)
Stop letting me stay up late watching cartoons
That's all I can think of rn theres probably a lot more
But yeah honestly they shouldn't have reproduced
Bum ass retards
