what products should you use to make your dick look prettier

[Deleted member 28173]

i want it to look cute

 

[Deleted member 1901]

I can’t stand the skin folds on my dick. I need to do anti-aging for my dick maybe.

 

[Deleted member 29651]

nigga...

 

[Rate_My_Face]

what a fucking weirdo idiot. even amongst these other weirdo idiots this post is just so cringe.

cute for who? the whore you'd work a month minimum wage for just so you can pay off? and have her half ass her way through it cause you're fucking ugly?

no one wants to get near that thing, you fucking bitch incel.

bleach and sodium hydroxide. there are your products. jerk off with them.

 

[lasnt]

Get rid of discoloration if you have it

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Some glitter maybe

 

[Deleted member 28173]

what a fucking weirdo idiot. even amongst these other weirdo idiots this post is just so cringe.

cute for who? the whore you'd work a month minimum wage for just so you can pay off? and have her half ass her way through it cause you're fucking ugly?

no one wants to get near that thing, you fucking bitch incel.

bleach and sodium hydroxide. there are your products. jerk off with them.

seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

ur so grumpy hehe, you want this dick baby?

 

[Deleted member 28173]

Get rid of discoloration if you have it

its white dots, everyone has them its ingrown hairs but i dont like them i want it to look like mogger dick

 

[Deleted member 25056]

its white dots, everyone has them its ingrown hairs but i dont like them i want it to look like mogger dick

Get a girl to clean it with her mouth

 

[ThousandCuts]

what a fucking weirdo idiot. even amongst these other weirdo idiots this post is just so cringe.

cute for who? the whore you'd work a month minimum wage for just so you can pay off? and have her half ass her way through it cause you're fucking ugly?

no one wants to get near that thing, you fucking bitch incel.

bleach and sodium hydroxide. there are your products. jerk off with them.

T. Dark skinned penis owner

 

[Rate_My_Face]

T. Dark skinned penis owner

wtf are you talking about you fucking cunt bastard? lmao ugly fucker

 

[ThousandCuts]

wtf are you talking about you fucking cunt bastard? lmao ugly fucker

Justin Bieber has a pinkish white pale snake WW2 german soldier helmet shaped penis.
You will never have Justin's penis you mutt incel 2 shades darkercel, hairy shaftcel, fattycel, scrotalwebcel It's over for you

 

[Rate_My_Face]

Justin Bieber has a pinkish white pale snake WW2 german soldier helmet shaped penis.
You will never have Justin's penis you mutt incel 2 shades darkercel, hairy shaftcel, fattycel, scrotalwebcel It's over for you

I have a gorgeous penis. beautiful eggshell finish, soft yet aggressive veiny tip.

 

[HalfGypsyMogger]

Why even bother, u wont use it.

 

[ThousandCuts]

I have a gorgeous penis. beautiful eggshell finish, soft yet aggressive veiny tip.

I kneel.

 

[Deleted member 29155]

Just moisturize that shit, treat it like your skin, keep it healthy and germ free.

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

moisturize it and apply ultra collagen to keep it young and healthy

 

[Yoke]

i want it to look cute

tretinoin. make sure to slather it all over your balls too