What should i add to my incel christmas list?

[Djimo]

I'm 14
180cm
20' bidets
12,5' waist

So what features/surgeries should I add to the list?

 

[PsychoH]

Stop cheeksucking or clenching so much, also second file J F L.
put a 7 inch dick, MOBO and lefort3 in your list, also a chad dirt bike.

 

[Djimo]

Stop cheeksucking or clenching so much, also second file J F L.
put a 7 inch dick, MOBO and lefort3 in your list, also a chad dirt bike.

I dont do neither I just hard mew and my masseters pop out a bit

 

[Markus99]

buy an app which restricts you to browse brainrot shit like here and tiktok. you're 14 bro go live life

go park with ur friends or somethin

 

[Djimo]

Stop cheeksucking or clenching so much, also second file J F L.
put a 7 inch dick, MOBO and lefort3 in your list, also a chad dirt bike.

And I almost got a 7 inch dick I've got 18cm no idea hiw much inch That is tho

 

[Markus99]

also get a decent haircut

 

[Djimo]

buy an app which restricts you to browse brainrot shit like here and tiktok. you're 14 bro go live life

go park with ur friends or somethin

Nah bro, ts saved my life I used to get bullied and stuff but now it stopped

 

[Djimo]

also get a decent haircut

Yh my hair has always kinda been my biggest weakness

 

[Djimo]

Stop cheeksucking or clenching so much, also second file J F L.
put a 7 inch dick, MOBO and lefort3 in your list, also a chad dirt bike.

 

[truecopecell]

hair dye

 

[Djimo]

hair dye

yh black one i look so much better when i leave the shower bc my hair is black when its wet so yeah ill think about that fs

 

[FascisstChad]

Shoe lifts, penis extender, cialis, bath mate, shoulder pads, gun, knuckle dusters, rope, tape, leather gloves, ski mask, torch, acid, chainsaw.

 

[Reqired]

Handgun to the roof of the mouth

 

[PsychoH]

And I almost got a 7 inch dick I've got 18cm no idea hiw much inch That is tho

@BigJimsWornOutTires @FaceandBBC

 

[kana]

this is so fucking corny if i found out my 14 year old little brother was posting this shit I would have beat the fuck out of him

 

[Djimo]

@BigJimsWornOutTires @FaceandBBC

if i lay it straight its even bigger but it curves down

 

[FaceandBBC]

@BigJimsWornOutTires @FaceandBBC

7.5x5.5 inches is the average penis size on .org

 

[esad]

mirin aegyo sal

 

[Djimo]

mirin aegyo sal

yh bro lmao

 

[kana]

7.5x5.5 inches is the average penis size on .org

Is my dick going to be narrow as fuck forever? I'm not a faggot cock fraud like everyone else on .org. It's 7 inches MAX when I am ultra erect but usually like 6.75 x 4.5 in fucking girth help me I don't wanna to impale a girls pussy and my cock has been compared to a spiky sword like 14 times

 

[kana]

at 14 i wanted a pc and vbucks for Christmas like a normal non-mentally ill non abused dog .org user

 

[Djimo]

Is my dick going to be narrow as fuck forever? I'm not a faggot cock fraud like everyone else on .org. It's 7 inches MAX when I am ultra erect but usually like 6.75 x 4.5 in fucking girth help me I don't wanna to impale a girls pussy and my cock has been compared to a spiky sword like 14 times

i got the same issue bro its so narrow

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

@BigJimsWornOutTires @FaceandBBC

working on it

 

[kana]

i got the same issue bro its so narrow

Well your 14 and cock grows in length before girth so don't worry, if you really want to ascend perm your autistic straight roman villager hair wavy and slay tbh you're very good looking in comparison to those in your age group plus your 180cm, at 14 i was 167cm ...

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

6 inches 6 foot and hunter eyes

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[Djimo]

Well your 14 and cock grows in length before girth so don't worry, if you really want to ascend perm your autistic straight roman villager hair wavy and slay tbh you're very good looking in comparison to those in your age group plus your 180cm, at 14 i was 167cm ...

yh my hair bro its so ugly, i was thinking about a loose perm just to get some waves going since i cant even create them with products

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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To be clear, this list was for OP